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=== My proposed changes === | === My proposed changes === | ||
Patch note ideas: | Patch note ideas: | ||
| − | * Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. {{Pro|2}} | {{Con| | + | * Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|1}} |
| − | * Depending on the value of the cosmetics a class is wearing, the class will receive a damage bonus ranging from -5% when there's no hats to +50% with expensive Unusuals. {{Pro| | + | * Depending on the value of the cosmetics a class is wearing, the class will receive a damage bonus ranging from -5% when there's no hats to +50% with expensive Unusuals. {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} |
| − | * All servers now host a 100% crit cp_orange or trade_minecraft map. {{Pro| | + | * All servers now host a 100% crit cp_orange or trade_minecraft map. {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} |
* Removed "Report" button because it was used too much. (Credit to Fiat_Seicento for this one). {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | * Removed "Report" button because it was used too much. (Credit to Fiat_Seicento for this one). {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ||
| − | * Players often complained that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower. To fix this, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives. {{Pro| | + | * Players often complained that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower. To fix this, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives. {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}} |
These are just some of my ideas, feel free to vote on it. Idk what the threshold is for accepting one, I guess we'll have to figure that out based on the amount of people that want to participate <br>[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] ([[User talk:GrampaSwood|talk]]) 18:46, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | These are just some of my ideas, feel free to vote on it. Idk what the threshold is for accepting one, I guess we'll have to figure that out based on the amount of people that want to participate <br>[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] ([[User talk:GrampaSwood|talk]]) 18:46, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | ||
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: I also propose a possible hoax in addition to the main page changes. For example, about the heavy update dropping. Just like with previous years, there can be articles about it (that will be moved into Project namespace once it's April 2nd US time, April 3rd EU time), and YouTube demonstrations as well. [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | : I also propose a possible hoax in addition to the main page changes. For example, about the heavy update dropping. Just like with previous years, there can be articles about it (that will be moved into Project namespace once it's April 2nd US time, April 3rd EU time), and YouTube demonstrations as well. [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | ||
:: IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.<br>[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] ([[User talk:GrampaSwood|talk]]) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | :: IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.<br>[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] ([[User talk:GrampaSwood|talk]]) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | ||
| − | + | ::: How about "Dropped the heavy update" as a patch note with no furthur explanation like Fiat Seicento suggests, and we'll come up with a new "big hoax"? | |
=== Fiat Seicento changes === | === Fiat Seicento changes === | ||
Here are mine: | Here are mine: | ||
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** For testing purposes its permamently turned off {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ** For testing purposes its permamently turned off {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ||
* Due to COVID-19 outbreak (also called Coronavirus) all upcoming matches between RED & BLU teams have been suspended until further notice {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | * Due to COVID-19 outbreak (also called Coronavirus) all upcoming matches between RED & BLU teams have been suspended until further notice {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ||
| − | * Fixed a bug in which [[Sun-on-a-Stick]] and [[Sharpened Volcano Fragment]] could be useful {{Pro|2}} | {{Con| | + | * Fixed a bug in which [[Sun-on-a-Stick]] and [[Sharpened Volcano Fragment]] could be useful {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|1}} |
| − | * Diary products such as Mad milk will now deal more damage to non lactose tolerant players {{Pro| | + | * Diary products such as Mad milk will now deal more damage to non lactose tolerant players {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}} |
| − | * You can now apply war paints to Classic {{Pro|1}} | {{Con| | + | * You can now apply war paints to Classic {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|2}} |
* Updated Heavy {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | * Updated Heavy {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ||
| − | * Fixed a bug causing Sniper to rapidly spin while performing headshots and sometimes spamming chat {{Pro| | + | * Fixed a bug causing Sniper to rapidly spin while performing headshots and sometimes spamming chat {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}} |
* Added Artifact promotional items {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | * Added Artifact promotional items {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}} | ||
| − | * Updated localisation files {{Pro| | + | * Updated localisation files {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|1}} |
| − | * Removed in-game medals {{Pro| | + | * Removed in-game medals {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|1}} |
[[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]][[User:Fiat Seicento|FiatSeicento]][[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]] 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | [[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]][[User:Fiat Seicento|FiatSeicento]][[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]] 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | ||
| + | :: Most of these are good except the party and covid pandemic. For these I would like some changes. Keep in mind that keeping them on the same team is ''already'' the option, you may mean to have them ''not'' on the team. And for COVID-19, how about "players can't get within 10 feet of each other" instead of all matches suspended? [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC) | ||
Revision as of 20:45, 21 March 2020
Put your ideas here. Please treat this like a talk page and put your ideas under Proposed with your signature under it.
Accepted
Proposed
My proposed changes
Patch note ideas:
- Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen.
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1 - Depending on the value of the cosmetics a class is wearing, the class will receive a damage bonus ranging from -5% when there's no hats to +50% with expensive Unusuals. 2 | 0
- All servers now host a 100% crit cp_orange or trade_minecraft map. 2 | 0
- Removed "Report" button because it was used too much. (Credit to Fiat_Seicento for this one). 2 | 0
- Players often complained that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower. To fix this, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives. 3 | 0
These are just some of my ideas, feel free to vote on it. Idk what the threshold is for accepting one, I guess we'll have to figure that out based on the amount of people that want to participate
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:46, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- Some of these don't sound like real patch notes. They should sound like real patch notes unless the goal is explicitly not to. Naleksuh (talk) 18:51, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- In Jungle Inferno they added some explanation, patch notes can just be general gameplay changes and don't have to be "added 10% extra damage to Iron Bomber".
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:53, 21 March 2020 (UTC)- I'm talking about stuff like instead of "Due to an increase in reports that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives." it would be something like "Added invisible walls to prevent pushing the payload in Hightower" or "Fixed a bug where the intelligence could be picked up in 2Fort". Because it doesn't sound like valve's writing style. However, a possible exception to this could be "FIX BUG w/ h1gh tower cart being pushed" (something they obviously would not write, as part of the joke) Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- I'll change it a bit. Though please vote on them.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- I'll change it a bit. Though please vote on them.
- I'm talking about stuff like instead of "Due to an increase in reports that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives." it would be something like "Added invisible walls to prevent pushing the payload in Hightower" or "Fixed a bug where the intelligence could be picked up in 2Fort". Because it doesn't sound like valve's writing style. However, a possible exception to this could be "FIX BUG w/ h1gh tower cart being pushed" (something they obviously would not write, as part of the joke) Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- In Jungle Inferno they added some explanation, patch notes can just be general gameplay changes and don't have to be "added 10% extra damage to Iron Bomber".
- Some of these don't sound like real patch notes. They should sound like real patch notes unless the goal is explicitly not to. Naleksuh (talk) 18:51, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- I also propose a possible hoax in addition to the main page changes. For example, about the heavy update dropping. Just like with previous years, there can be articles about it (that will be moved into Project namespace once it's April 2nd US time, April 3rd EU time), and YouTube demonstrations as well. Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)- How about "Dropped the heavy update" as a patch note with no furthur explanation like Fiat Seicento suggests, and we'll come up with a new "big hoax"?
- IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.
Fiat Seicento changes
Here are mine:
- Adjusted inflation of MvM money 2 | 0
- Added ability to keep party members on the same team 2 | 0
- For testing purposes its permamently turned off 2 | 0
- For testing purposes its permamently turned off
- Due to COVID-19 outbreak (also called Coronavirus) all upcoming matches between RED & BLU teams have been suspended until further notice 2 | 0
- Fixed a bug in which Sun-on-a-Stick and Sharpened Volcano Fragment could be useful 2 | 1
- Diary products such as Mad milk will now deal more damage to non lactose tolerant players 3 | 0
- You can now apply war paints to Classic 1 | 2
- Updated Heavy 2 | 0
- Fixed a bug causing Sniper to rapidly spin while performing headshots and sometimes spamming chat 3 | 0
- Added Artifact promotional items 2 | 0
- Updated localisation files 2 | 1
- Removed in-game medals 2 | 1
FiatSeicento 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
- Most of these are good except the party and covid pandemic. For these I would like some changes. Keep in mind that keeping them on the same team is already the option, you may mean to have them not on the team. And for COVID-19, how about "players can't get within 10 feet of each other" instead of all matches suspended? Naleksuh (talk) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
