Difference between revisions of "User:Calcium fiend/Joke Weapon Changes/Scout"
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| − | + | == Candy Cane == | |
| + | === Stupid Version === | ||
| + | {{Backpack item | ||
| + | | width = 240px | ||
| + | | item-name = Candy Cane | ||
| + | | quality = unique | ||
| + | | item-kind = Bat | ||
| + | | item-level = 420 | ||
| + | | item-description = Makes your hands sticky! | ||
| + | | att-1-positive = +20% move speed on wearer | ||
| + | | att-2-positive = Never go hungry | ||
| + | | att-3-negative = Weapon disintegrates in water | ||
| + | }} | ||
== Sun-on-a-Stick == | == Sun-on-a-Stick == | ||
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=== Stupid Version === | === Stupid Version === | ||
{{Backpack item | {{Backpack item | ||
Revision as of 21:11, 30 April 2021
Joke changes for the Scout
Contents
Primary
Force-A-Nature
Sensible Version
Force-A-Nature
Level 1 Scattergun
+40 pellets per shot
Knockback on wearer and the enemy
-84% clip size
-20% damage penalty
Functions as a Force-A-Nature with stats doubled.
Shortstop
Sensible Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
25% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Attitude
-34% clip size
When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for Mini-Crits.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Stupid Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
On Hit: Mark enemy for death
Alt Fire: Snap enemy’s neck, killing them instantly
-100% damage penalty
Secondary
C.A.P.P.E.R
Stupid Version
C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Pistol
On Hit: Desintegraties enemies, killing them instantly
85% slower firing speed
On Kill: Gives the user PTSD
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol
Sensible Version
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
15% faster firing speed
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increases with Boost
-25% clip size
Melee
Candy Cane
Stupid Version
Candy Cane
Level 420 Bat
+20% move speed on wearer
Never go hungry
Weapon disintegrates in water
Makes your hands sticky!
Sun-on-a-Stick
Stupid Version
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 69 RIFT Fire Mace
On Hit = Black Lung
100% Mini-Crits against players with Black Lung
-25% damage penalty
On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung
Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death. Weapon taunting next to player with Black Lung will perform the Schadenfreude taunt.
