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Summertime leave is over and  [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand] is ready for Season 3.  [http://steamcommunity.com/id/noochuno Nooch] has updated the Army's arsenal with 3 additional gaming machines and currently 204 premium members.  Nooch will not participate with [http://www.teamfortress.com/freetoplay Free to Play].  No need to deplete the 500+ refined metal reserve from Season 2, but there are many objectives remaining from both the [http://www.teamfortress.com/replayupdate The Replay Update] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/day_01.html Über Update], as well as too many [[Promotions]] to mention.  Lets have at it Men!
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With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives were complete.  In addition, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4608 Poker Night at the Inventory] items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
 
With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives were complete.  In addition, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4608 Poker Night at the Inventory] items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
  
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''Army of NoochLand'' continued '''expanding''' its ranks during Winter 2011.  Enrollment grew to 60 members for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/australianchristmas Australian Christmas] Update.  ''Double Drop-Rate Week'' proved to be a tremendous success.  And, Miss Pauling [[Stocking Stuffer Key]] gifts yielded a plethora of hats.  One ''Australian Christmas'' item still eludes Nooch, yet he is dissuaded by the pitfalls of [https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9958-MJDG-3003 Trading] and is confident his Army will overcome.  Also, [[promotional items]] have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following ''Australian Christmas''.
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''Army of NoochLand'' continued '''expanding''' its ranks during Winter 2011.  Enrollment grew to 60 members for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/australianchristmas Australian Christmas] Update.  ''Double Drop-Rate Week'' proved to be a tremendous success.  And, Miss Pauling [[Stocking Stuffer Key]] gifts yielded a plethora of hats.  Sadly, [[promotional items]] have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following ''Australian Christmas''.  And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of [https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9958-MJDG-3003 Trading].
  
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Begining February, Nooch determined '''LAN Heat''' reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe.  Encouraged by offset electrical costs, ''Army of NoochLand'' expanded again to currently 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license.  The Army's '''2nd Tour''' is complete, but the quest for more [http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5244 Items] continues.
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Begining February, Nooch determined '''LAN Heat''' reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe.  Encouraged by offset electrical costs, ''Army of NoochLand'' expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license.  The Army's '''2nd Tour''' is complete, but the quest for more [http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5244 Items] continues.
  
  
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== Inventory ==
 
== Inventory ==
  
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|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Nooch'''
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| 204
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| tbd
 
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Revision as of 09:39, 4 October 2011

Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (15:36:32 GMT)

It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place! Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 607 hats! (Probably 606 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)




Present

Summertime leave is over and Army of NoochLand is ready for Season 3. Nooch has updated the Army's arsenal with 3 additional gaming machines and currently 204 premium members. Nooch will not participate with Free to Play. No need to deplete the 500+ refined metal reserve from Season 2, but there are many objectives remaining from both the The Replay Update and Über Update, as well as too many Promotions to mention. Lets have at it Men!


History

Nooch is the relentless leader of the Army of NoochLand. The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of Unique Items. Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the War! Update, the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter. The Army's 1st campaign began December 28th. The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight. Then, on the 73rd day, the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all 36 Unique Hats available.

Six months later, The Mann-Conomy Update proved to be the next worthy challenge. During both the 119th Update and The Engineer Update, Army of NoochLand was on leave and not active for any summertime months. Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection. Then, Army of NoochLand was called back to duty October 13th.

With an additional 26 members enlisted, the Army's 2nd Tour set it's sights on first, the new Mann-Conomy Update items. Then second, the new Scream Fortress Update items. After 33 days all objectives were complete. In addition, the new Poker Night at the Inventory items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.

Army of NoochLand continued expanding its ranks during Winter 2011. Enrollment grew to 60 members for the Australian Christmas Update. Double Drop-Rate Week proved to be a tremendous success. And, Miss Pauling Stocking Stuffer Key gifts yielded a plethora of hats. Sadly, promotional items have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following Australian Christmas. And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of Trading.

Begining February, Nooch determined LAN Heat reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe. Encouraged by offset electrical costs, Army of NoochLand expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license. The Army's 2nd Tour is complete, but the quest for more Items continues.


Items


One Eye! One Horn!







“
"Hats are nice, but ladies chase a big stack of metal!"
— Nooch
 ”

Inventory


Stats

Campaign1.0

The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the Army of NoochLand that did not exist with the original item drop system. As data becomes available, after each Army of NoochLand campaign concludes, results will be published here.



2010

Heading Campaign1.1
start date Dec28,2009
stop date Mar15,2010
weeks 11
total hours 21,336
electric bill $268.07
items dropped 5159
items per week 469.00
items per hour 0.24
kilowatt hours 2437
items per Kwh 2.12
cost per item $0.052
gaming pc's 12
user accounts 12
hats 84



2011

Heading Campaign2.1 Campaign2.2 Campaign2.3
start date Oct13,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011
stop date Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Apr12,2011
weeks 10 8 8
total hours 3660 5200 9840
electric bill $107.03 $146.52 $187.00
items dropped 3807 6526 10,402
items per week 380.7 815.75 1300.3
items per hour 1.04 1.26 1.06
kilowatt hours 973 1332 1700
items per Kwh 3.91 4.90 6.11
cost per item $0.028 $0.022 $0.018
gaming pc's 6 12 12
user accounts 36.6 65 123
hats 35 70 112



2012

Heading Campaign3.0
start date Sep6,2011
stop date tbd
weeks tbd
total hours tbd
electric bill tbd
items dropped tbd
items per week tbd
items per hour tbd
kilowatt hours tbd
items per Kwh tbd
cost per item tbd
gaming pc's 15
user accounts 204
hats tbd



Grand Totals

Heading Result
start date Dec28,2009
stop date Apr12,2011
weeks 37
total hours 40,036
electric bill $708.62
items dropped 25,894
items per week 699.84
items per hour 0.65
kilowatt hours 6442
items per Kwh 4.02
cost per item $0.027
gaming pc's 12
user accounts 164
hats 301


Links

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