Saxton Hale/pt-br

“

I'll beat them to death with my bare hands! — Saxton Hale on Hippies

”

Saxton Hale é o CEO australiano da Mann Co., sexto homem mais rico do mundo, e a estrela da série de quadrinhos Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales. Seus passatempos favoritos incluem lutar, beber e lutar contra animais ferozes. Sua identidade inclui um bigode, músculos, chapéu com dentes de crocodilo, e cabelo de peito com o formato da Austrália. Ele também recusa usar roupas na parte superior do corpo "por razões óbvias".

Saxton é a parte atual da família Hale a assumir a Mann Co. desde que Zepheniah Mann deixou sua posse para seu ajudante e batedor Barnabas Hale em seu testamento. Sua presença violenta é sentida em todas as áreas da companhia, do slogan We sell products and get in fights (Nós vendemos produtos e entramos em brigas) até as Gorilla Wrestling Fridays, suas tentativas de aumentar a moral dos funcionários. Ele também preenche formulários com caixas de assinalar para intimidar rivais ladrões de produtos ou recomendar novos inventores para mandar uma nova idéia de produto para ele. Sua imagem inspirante também aparece em vários catálogos da Mann Co. e materiais promocionais. Ele é conhecido (e temido) por acreditar em lidar com problemas de atendimento ao cliente pessoalmente, com sua política oficial sendo: "Se você não está 100% satisfeito com nossos produtos, você pode vir até mim!"

Conquistas notáveis

Arte do Saxton Hale.

• Sair do inferno primata.
• Ensinar sua tropa de escoteiras, as 'Saxtonettes', dicas de segurança com fogo, como: "Ursos-pardos queimam."
• Lutar contra um leão enquanto simultaneamente cortar seu cabelo.
• Aniquilar sozinho o Tubarão Furioso da Indonésia (e fazê-lo chorar.)
• Recuperar um gnomo roubado por uma tartaruga, apesar de sua Template:W.
• Inventar o antigo e místico estilo de luta [[Jarate/pt-br|Jarate] depois de chutar uma cadeira através da sala numa fúria agitada.
• Ser o homem mais rico no hemisfério ocidental.
• Bombardear Template:W de um helicóptero.
• Não ser envolvido de jeito nenhum com a morte explosiva de American Monkeynaut Poopy Joe, nem estar em nenhum lugar perto do sítio de lançamento na hora.
• Introduzir o sistema de fabricação para ambos os times RED e BLU para tentar parar a guerra.
• Publicar uma edição especial de sua revista (um preço de 20 centavos por edição, mesmo sendo exigido para ser gratuito) para responder perguntas feitas pelos seus fãs sobre, dentre outras coisas, jogar Team Fortress 2 em um Mac.
• Descobrir a Internet e começar a Mann Co. Store.
• Possuir a Inglaterra, apesar do fato que a Austrália era uma colônia Inglesa.
• Ter um website feito inteiramente sobre absolutamente verdadeiros fatos de Saxton Hale.
• Matar os pervertidos no AnagramYourName.com.

Quadrinhos Mann Co.

Edição	Informação
Saxton Hale's Mail Storm	Saxton Hale's Mail Storm teve sua primeira e única edição publicada em Março de 1964 para ajudar a explicar o recall federal de todos os 36 milhões de descaroçador de maçãs pessoal Gold Coast-Tweed devido a sua tendência de não descaroçar apenas maçãs, mas também dedos, lâmpadas e pequenos animais peludos. Quando o governo exigiu que o quadrinho fosse publicado gratuitamente, Mann Co. respondeu aumentando seu preço de 12 centavos para 20 centavos, com o motivo de que se alguém fosse ganhar alguma coisa de graça, eles teriam que pagar por isso.
Edição #1
Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales	As the youth movement of the 1960s escalated, manufacturers produced fewer and fewer products for the elderly. By 1963, only four items remained: hats, meat, caskets, and Saxton Hale's Mildly Thrilling Tales. Naked from the forehead down, lying in their coffins gumming Salisbury steak, an entire generation of despondent, forgotten consumers was left with just one thing on which to spend their government checks: Hale's tepid, senior-friendly tales of modest suspense. Saxton Hale Visits His Mother Monthly and Soothing Stories of Familiar Things soon followed. Hale quickly became the wealthiest man in the Western Hemisphere.
Edição #4
Girl's Adventure Starring Saxton Hale	Boy's Adventure with Saxton Hale came under fire from the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency in 1968 for teaching boys aged 6-16, among other things: moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial). Pressured by the Senate, Mann Co. changed the name to Girl's Adventure With Saxton Hale, as it was commonly thought at the time that girls couldn't do anything, so any lessons taught to them would be harmless.
Edição #6
Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action	Saxton Hale's Barbershop Action capitalized on the brief "haircut" fad of the early 60s. Its breakaway success would lead to the ancillary titles Saxton Hale's Barbershop Romance and Haircut Horrors Starring Saxton Hale's Ghost. By Issue #40, however, the Peacenik movement had gripped America in its filthy, tangled mane, and haircut fiction saw a steep decline. This would be the start of a lifelong feud between Hale and hippies, which would culminate in his firebombing Woodstock from a helicopter.
Edição #12
Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl	Saxton Hale's Jungle Brawl debuted in the U.S. in 1962, riding a wave of anti-gorilla sentiment following Russia's successful launch of the first monkey, Vladimir Bananas, into space. America's rage was not isolated to communist primates; that same year, monkeynaut Poopy Joe cruelly dashed the U.S.'s hopes of reaching the stars when its shuttle detonated on takeoff. Brawl was notorious for inflaming human-gorilla tensions during its ten-year run, most famously in issue #50, which was printed with gorillas' blood. Issue #50's print run of 17 million copies left only five gorillas on the planet.
Edição #44
Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales	Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales first arrived on newsstands in 1961 as part of a bold Mann Co. initiative to sidestep an increase on postage costs for their weapons catalogs. The first 64-page issue contained four pages of thrilling tales and sixty pages of ads for exciting new Mann Co. products. But Thrilling's editors quickly discovered that showing Mann Co. founder Saxton Hale using a product in the story itself tripled its sales. Ads were cut to 32 pages to accommodate longer, product placement-based stories.
Edição #55

Apple

Saxton sees the unknown manager.

During the Mac Update, a non-canon comic was released that contained Saxton Hale. In this comic, Saxton Hale smashes through the Apple store's window, as he proclaims that he is going to burn the store to the ground. Saxton picks up a nearby device, presses a button, and then blows up the Moon with the Apple store's product ("iBlewupthemoon".) The product impresses Saxton so much that he decides to purchase the Apple store. However, the store's manager appears, and refuses to sell the Apple store. Saxton instantly recognizes the man, and insults his curvy designs. The comic ends with the title of the next issue When Titans Clash.

Hale Mail

Saxton Hale in action.

The lucky few who sent in the Force-A-Nature order form The Scout Update - Day 5 received an invoice from Saxton Hale himself, sadly informing them that the requested item was out of stock. For compensation, the sender received a signed photo of Saxton Hale standing in front of Template:W with the words "Thanks for writing, little fella!" and a keychain featuring a random Team Fortress 2 class. The letter also advised to keep an eye on their mailbox, as new products could be on the way.

Yet more lucky senders who mailed in the coupon The Sniper vs. Spy Update - Day 4 received a letter bearing the Mann Co. logo and the snarling face of Saxton Hale. Inside was another letter, informing the recipient that the requested product(s) were out of stock and that they should continue to check their mailbox as new items/legislation could be on the way, as well as several postcards bearing random cover images from Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales.

At this point, Valve requested not to send any money due to legal reasons. Valve donated the money they had received to Template:W.

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  Carta do sorteio da Force-A-Nature, observe o chaveiro do Scout.

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  Um close do Invoice, na hora do lançamento do Ambassador não tinha sido anunciado.

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  Carta de Saxton Hale, contém os cartões postais do quadrinho.

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  Outra carta de Hale, endereçando o criador da 'Atualização Guard Dog', como visto nesse post do blog.

Mercadorias relacionadas

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  Engineer Spanner Work Shirt

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  Engineer Spanner T-Shirt

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  The Mann Co. T-Shirt

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  Saxton Hale Post Cards

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  Mann Co Work Shirt

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  Mann Co New Era Hat

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4G Damn Hands

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4G Real Men Don't Text

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4G Tagline

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Damn Hands

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Real Men Don't Text

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  Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G TagLine

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  Mann Co. Decal Kit Black

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  Mann Co. Decal Kit White

Curiosidades

A carta do Saxton Hale.

• Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales é ilustrada pelo artista Template:W.
• Saxton Hale ocasionalmente posta no Blog Oficial do TF2.
• O nome do Saxton Hale é um anagrama de uma frase sexualmente explícita que Valve pode ou não ter originalmente pretendido.
• Saxton Hale is implied to have been in a relationship with the Administrator some time ago, referring to her as a "chain-smoking seductress" and being on first name terms with her.
• One of the blood vessels on Saxton Hale's left bicep is shaped in the form of the lambda symbol, (λ), which can be seen in Mail Storm. This is likely a reference to the Half-Life series of games by Valve.
• Saxton Hale has had a river named after him.
• In Template:W, Saxton Hale makes a cameo appearance as the Ace of Spades in the Team Fortress 2 card deck.
• A server mod called VS Saxton Hale allows one player to play as Saxton Hale while other team tries to kill him.
• Saxton Hale's chest-hair changed shape into a Christmas Tree during Australian Christmas.

Memes relacionados

• Saxton Hale

Conquistas Relacionadas

Sacoston Hale Fabrique a Máscara do Saxton Hale.

Veja também

• Mann Co.
• Personagens não-jogadores
• Saxton Hale Mask
• VS Saxton Hale Mod

Links externos

• The Sniper vs. Spy Update - Day 4 (First Appearance)
• The Sniper vs. Spy Update - Day 7 (Saxton Hale's Complete Jarate Course)
• TF2 Official Blog - Sniper vs. Spy Update, Day 7
• TF2 Official Blog - Patent Pending: #1308 - "GUARD DOG"
• TF2 Official Blog - It's a Bloodbath!
• TF2 Official Blog - Team Fortress News Roundup
• The Administrator - Saxton Hale
• Saxton Hale Facts
• The Mann-Conomy update