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Revision as of 22:23, 19 June 2011
I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) Livin' the American dream. At least I put some effort in it to get there.
| “ | No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".
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Things For Me To Boast About (Which Isn't Much)
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Custom Items, Because VALVe Won't Listen To Reccomendations
Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."
"Johnny's Gun"
Level 34
You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
"It takes your sight, your hearing, your voice, your arms, and your legs."
