User:Mozart

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Mozart
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Basic information
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Type:	#1 Mozart Fan
Gender:	Male
Health:	-20
Speed:	100% 500% when being chased by bastard Pyros
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Engineer, Spy
Favourite maps:	2fort, Coldfront, Nightfall, Upward
Favourite weapons:	Southern Hospitality Enforcer
Favourite hats:	Texas Ten Gallon Backbiter's Billycock
Contact information
Steam page:	=(e)=™ Mozart

“

Can't take your call at the moment, playing SKYRIM. — Mozart

”

Exactly why you're here, hell if I know. But guten tag anyways!

I play TF2 obviously, and am currently a member of EdgeGamers Organization (inb4 hate). I'm surely the biggest Mozart nerd on the site and arguably Team Fortress 2, and damn proud of it too. I play both Engineer and Spy as main classes (a bit of an oxymoron, eh?), but I'm more of an Engie at heart.

I'm an experienced Wiki editor, but I doubt I'll be needed much around here, you guys fix everything so quickly. That's all for now, folks!

Userboxes or something like that

This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”
This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user is buildin' a Sentry
This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: June 4, 2010 (22:32:32 GMT)	This user drinks far too much Old Geezer Draft Beer.
This user owns a Radigan Conagher Brown Vintage Texas Ten Gallon.	This user owns a Vintage Southern Hospitality.
This user owns a Vintage Frontier Justice.	This user owns a Vintage Gunslinger.
Cheers, mate!

Some music this Mozart nerd plays TF2 to

I even skipped to the "best" parts of the songs, for you impatient non-classical music people.

• Eine kleine nachtmusik, Movement 1, K. 525
• Piano Concerto No. 10 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 365
• Piano Concerto No. 22 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 482
• Piano Concerto No. 24 in C minor, Movement 1, K. 491
• Piano Concerto No. 5 in D major, Movement 1, K. 175
• Sinfonia Concertante for violin and viola in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 364
• Symphony No. 41 in C major, Movement 4, K. 551
• Symphony No. 39 in E-flat major, Movement 4, K. 543
• Symphony No. 36 in C major, Movement 4, K. 425
• Violin Concerto No. 3 in G major, Movement 1, K. 216
• Piano Quartet No. 1 in G minor, Movement 1, K. 478

Hat Fortress 2

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A more... liberal interpretation of TF2 weaponry

"Spammer's Headshotting Infrared Trash" Level -3 Spamstick +500% hitbox +90% random headshot chance -98% effort On kill: +10% e-peen size On kill: -5% overall skill Nobody likes you Because "skill" just doesn't cut it sometimes

I'll think of more later...