User:Fyahweather/Template:WeaponUserboxes

Scout

This user jumps higher than you.

The Devil uses this weapon to plug up his toilet or something.

Soldier

Nothing to see here, move along.

Pyro

This user disdains shooting fire from flame throwers in favor of axes.

You've got mail!

Demoman

HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS

This user can decapitate people with a golf club.

Heavy

This user beats people to death with his bear hands.

This user has a mean right hook.

Engineer

This user amputated his hand and somehow got a health boost. Go figure.

This user would like to show you how we greet people in Texas.

Medic

Hippocrates would be horrified to know this user kills people with a marble bust of him.

This user promises this won't hurt.

Sniper

This user is dominating bleedin'.

Spy

This user is you.

Soldier/Demoman

This user cannot sheath his weapon because of some strange ingame rule.