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| + | Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a moderator here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? ''You've got some nerve.'' But hey, [[User_talk:Piemanmoo|go ahead anyways]]. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus ''even more hats''. | ||
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| − | My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my {{tooltip|degree|Visual Effects and Motion Graphics}}, I am already a certified bartender. As I am ''positive'' that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy. | + | My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my {{tooltip|degree|Bachelor of Science in Visual Effects and Motion Graphics}}, I am already a certified bartender. As I am ''positive'' that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but hey I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy. |
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Revision as of 05:12, 29 November 2011
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Please Read: A personal appeal from Mann Co. CEO Saxton Hale |
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Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a moderator here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? You've got some nerve. But hey, go ahead anyways. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus even more hats.
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