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{{Quotation|'''The Soldier'''|Hold on, this isn't a missile...it's a rocket. A rocket full of '''guns'''.}} | {{Quotation|'''The Soldier'''|Hold on, this isn't a missile...it's a rocket. A rocket full of '''guns'''.}} | ||
| − | '''Grockets''' are crash-landed rockets bent to one side, with smoke and flames billowing out. They were | + | '''Grockets''' are crash-landed rockets bent to one side, with smoke and flames billowing out. They were added to 3 maps on July 18, 2011: [[2Fort]], [[Badwater Basin]], and [[Barnblitz]]. |
The Grockets are for the "[[Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack]]". The Grockets contain "alien" weaponry and hats, according to the TF2 comic and TF2 blog respectively. The new items introduced from this were the [[Cow Mangler 5000]], [[Righteous Bison]], [[Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet]], and [[Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe]]. | The Grockets are for the "[[Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack]]". The Grockets contain "alien" weaponry and hats, according to the TF2 comic and TF2 blog respectively. The new items introduced from this were the [[Cow Mangler 5000]], [[Righteous Bison]], [[Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet]], and [[Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe]]. | ||
At least one of the Grockets is named ''The Sperm Cudgel IV'', which departed from Venus.<ref>[http://www.drgrordborts.com/assets/Uploads/IMGMissing-ShipmentManifestlg.png Missing Shipment Manifest on the Dr. Grordbort's website.]</ref> | At least one of the Grockets is named ''The Sperm Cudgel IV'', which departed from Venus.<ref>[http://www.drgrordborts.com/assets/Uploads/IMGMissing-ShipmentManifestlg.png Missing Shipment Manifest on the Dr. Grordbort's website.]</ref> | ||
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| + | On December 9, 2011, the Grocket model was updated to show three open doors with three ladders descending to the ground, where toolboxes are lying stationary. | ||
== Locations == | == Locations == | ||
Revision as of 07:46, 10 December 2011
| “ | Hold on, this isn't a missile...it's a rocket. A rocket full of guns.
— The Soldier
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Grockets are crash-landed rockets bent to one side, with smoke and flames billowing out. They were added to 3 maps on July 18, 2011: 2Fort, Badwater Basin, and Barnblitz.
The Grockets are for the "Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack". The Grockets contain "alien" weaponry and hats, according to the TF2 comic and TF2 blog respectively. The new items introduced from this were the Cow Mangler 5000, Righteous Bison, Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet, and Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe.
At least one of the Grockets is named The Sperm Cudgel IV, which departed from Venus.[1]
On December 9, 2011, the Grocket model was updated to show three open doors with three ladders descending to the ground, where toolboxes are lying stationary.
Contents
Locations
2Fort |
Badwater Basin |
Barnblitz |
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Update history
- [Undocumented] Added a Grocket to ctf_2fort, pl_badwater and pl_barnblitz.
- [Undocumented] Updated the texture and model of the Grocket.
Trivia
- The term "Grocket" comes from the filename of the prop in the GCF,
grocket_001. - According to the Missing Shipment Manifest, the rocket was also loaded with "Moon Mistress Brand Potato Chips", noted for being "Cleavage flavoured".
- The rocket appears to be an "Endangerer Class" transport, according to Dr. Grordbort's Rocket Recognition chart.[2]
- The rocket seems to have come from an alternate universe via irregularities in the space time fabric somewhere north of Earth.[3]
References
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