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*'''The Pothead Soldier'''. Urgh. This guy just ''sucks''. Look at him. He's using the ''Buff Banner'' for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
 
*'''The Pothead Soldier'''. Urgh. This guy just ''sucks''. Look at him. He's using the ''Buff Banner'' for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
 
*'''That Pyro'''. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
 
*'''That Pyro'''. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
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*'''Just Another Demoknight'''. Let's face it, this Gibus doesn't do anything for my looks does it? Well perhaps the fact I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game will counterbalance that. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. ''Ever''.
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*'''Just Another Demoknight'''. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. ''Ever''.
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*'''Elvis with a Natascha'''. I do use the Shotgun and KBG sometimes. But I use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
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*'''Elvis with a Natascha'''. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. But I use Natascha mostly. I have to use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
 
*'''The Railroad 'Slinger'''. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.  
 
*'''The Railroad 'Slinger'''. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.  
 
*'''Ew gross, a Halo Medic'''. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
 
*'''Ew gross, a Halo Medic'''. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
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*'''The Towering Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my Towering Pillar, does it not?
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*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
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*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Shoot me. Look away. Look back. The ragdoll is on the floor, but this is no ordinary ragdoll. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Dead Ringer. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
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*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
  
  
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And only 20-ish hours are idling.  
 
And only 20-ish hours are idling.  
 
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{{User Mercenary|date=March 24th, 2009|class=Heavy}}
 
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{{User British}}
 
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Revision as of 14:09, 11 September 2010

Because without TF2, I would be spending a lot more time staring into space not thinking about TF2.


You may remember me as...

  • The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Force-a-Nature/Scattergun Scout bearing down on you. Granted, you might laugh at the Sandman, but I can shoot pretty far with my stick of wood.
  • The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
  • That Pyro. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
  • Just Another Demoknight. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. Ever.
  • Elvis with a Natascha. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. But I use Natascha mostly. I have to use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
  • The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.
  • Ew gross, a Halo Medic. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
  • The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
  • Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.


Have a gander at these little beauties

Sorry This user apologises for spamming the wiki unintentionally.


Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1141 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!


And only 20-ish hours are idling.

Achieved.png This user has earned 250 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 48%!
Heavy Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: March 24th, 2009


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 15 hats! (Probably 14 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Nub Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a trackball.


Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Melee icon Fists.png Pow!
Rasputin.png This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.



User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier Hater.
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"


DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.
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