User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Bio

Name: Mike Location of origin: "Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland) Job: Weapon merchant Motto: "Like to make stuff" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some polish pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face. ... But he's too lazy to do something.

Equipement

• Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
• Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
• Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
• Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Texan Weaponiser

Maybe I'll suggest them to Mecha... (Note: None of these models belongs to me)

Stalkers and Strikers
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes
Scout	Primary Street brawler Level 15 Scattergun	+25% clip size  +10% faster firing speed  On hit: 10% of enemy ubercharge will be drained as health  On hit: 10% of enemy cloak will be drained as ammo  -20% damage done  -30% slower reload speed
	Primary Pocket Kalashnikov Level 15 Mini AK-47	+40% clip size  +25% faster firing speed  +25% max primary ammo on wearer  -50% damage done  -50% slower reload speed  Shares ammo with pistol/winger
	Secondary Backdoor Stalker Level 15 Silenced pistol	This weapon is a silent killer  50% reduced firing noise  +25% max secondary ammo on wearer  -10% damage done  -20% slower firing speed
	Melee Grand Theft Level 15 Club	On critical hit: Target is stuned for 6 seconds  Always crits from behind  On miss: Hit yourself, idiot  30% slower weapon deploy  -25% damage done  Critical hits deals regular damage
Heavy	100px Primary Urshula Level 10 Minigun	+50% faster spin up time  +30% faster move speed while deployed  -10% damage done  30% longer spin down time  No random critical hits
Engineer	Primary Longshot Level 52 Shotgun	-40% bullet spread  +20% bullet per pellet  -30% clip size  -15% slower firing speed
Sniper	100px Primary Reaper Level 42 futuristic sniper rifle	This weapon is a silent killer  -50% reduced firing sound from distance  +10% max primary ammo on wearer  -25% headshot damage  -20% damage done
Spy	100px Melee Night spirit Level 50 Knife	Silent killer: No attack noise from backstabs  No killcam to victim. Kills will be marked as suicides  User can't see enemy health  Kills olny by backstab
	Melee Golden claw Level 100 Knife	Imbued with an ancient power  Silent killer: No attack noise from backstabs  Backstab turns victim to pure gold

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes
Multiple classes	100px Melee Law Bringer Level 1337 Court Hammer	Crits on your nemesis  No random critical hits  +5% critical hit vulnerability on wearer
Multiple classes	100px Secondary/Primary Chaser's Spreader Level 15 Shotgun	Alt-fire: Fires 2 shells at once with wide range and deals double damage  +50% max primary ammo on wearer(Engineer)  +25% max secondary ammo on wearer(Soldier,Pyro and Heavy)  -20% damage done  -10% slower firing speed
Scout	100px Secondary Tracer gun Level 1 Pistol	On hit: Marks target. Will glow and leave trail  On hit: +20% melee damage vulnerability for 5 seconds  +50% max secondary ammo on wearer  No random critical hits  -30% slower weapon switch  -60% clip size  -20% damage done  Uses tracer rounds
Soldier	Primary Mysterious box Level 100 Random launcher	Rockets randomly applies following effects:  On hit: target is engulfed in flames  On hit: bleeding for 5 seconds  On hit: +15 health for user and nearby teammates  On hit: coats enemy in mad milk for 10 seconds  On hit: coats enemy in jarate for 8 seconds  On hit: +25% charge for healer  -35% damage done  -25% clip size  No random critical hits  Cannot be crit boosted  The biggest mystery of this weapon, is it's rockets
Demoman	100px Primary Bombsuit Level 10 Bodysuit	-50% Damage taken from own explosions  -50% explosion damage resistance on wearer  -10% slower move speed on wearer  Grants its abilities passively, does not need to be selected
Heavy	100px Melee Sun fist Level 15 Boxing gloves	On hit by fire: every damage dealt will be mini-critical  On hit by fire:+30% faster move speed on wearer  No random critical hits  +25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
All class	Misc Sign of Equastria Level 100 badge	+20% cooler on wearer  Item cannot be removed from backpack(Problem, brony?)  -20 IQ points drained per second on wearer  -20% health drained per second on wearer  WE WILL NOT LET TF2 BRONIFED! STOP BRONIFICATION

I have no idea...
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes