User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Texaneer
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Basic information
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Type:	Defensive
Health:	125 /185 150 /225 With gunslinger
Speed:	"As fast as I can"

About myself

I'm interested in Team Fortress 2 weapons, more than hats. My biggest dream is telling valve to fix some weapons and make more weapons and item sets with effects than hats that does nothing except taking away players life "Because of HATZ! BLAAAAWL!". Maybe when Gaben develops HL2 ep.3 then Gordon Freeman instead of taking somewhat aperture poop from Borealis will take aperture science senseless hat(ASSHat). You know Valve, they are doing anything but not Half Life(and sometimes Left 4 Dead 2). So, back to the topic:

I'm making Gmod and SFM videos on my youtube channel. If you want to watch my videos, here is the channel

Changes that I want them in TF2

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Multiple classes	Secondary Lugermorph	~	The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase	~
	Melee Frying Pan	~	The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase  Players who already owned Frying Pan will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Melee Conscientious Objector	~	Pyro's Objector now uses Axe animations and Lollichop taunt  The item has it's own recipe(1 rec + 1 scrap)	no
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet  -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus  -15% damage penalty	Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness
	Primary Shortstop	+100% damage per pellet	+80% damage per pellet	Another weapon needs to be hated
	Primary Soda Popper	+25% faster reloading speed  Normal damage  requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits	+10% faster reloading speed  -15% damage penalty  requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits	I HATE THAT GUN
	Primary Baby Face's Blaster	On double jump: Resets boost	Double jumps no longer resets boost  Wearer can only make single jumps.	Another badly desinged weapon for scout
	Secondary Winger	+15% damage bonus  -60% clip size	+30% damage bonus  -50% clip size  Can be equipped by engineer	It's UP for scout. It could be kinda useful for engi, if it get buffed.
	Secondary Flying Guillotine	Deals 50 damage	Deals 40 damage  Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly  Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)  Will stick to the surface if missed	Little improvement.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	+25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty	Need buff
	Melee Boston Basher	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 35 damage and bleeding effect.	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 50 damage without bleeding.	NO
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 1	-20% damage penalty	No damage penalty	GIVE UP WITH DAMAGE PENALTY
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 2	-30% slower firing speed	No firing speed penalty	GIVE UP WITH FIRING SPEED PENALTY
Soldier	Primary Black Box	On hit: +15 health  Normal damage vs. players	+35 health restored on kill  -15% damage vs. players	The Black Box supposed to be anti-building rocket launcher.
	Primary Cow Mangler 5000	Cannot be crit-boosted  -5% slower reload speed	Can be crit-boosted, will deal only mini-crits instead full crits  No reload speed penalty,only after full charge shot	This weapon requires a buff
	Primary Liberty Launcher	~	The weapon needs to be remaded.	I HAVE NO IDEA!
	Secondary Buff Banner/Battalion Backup/Concheror	~	Charges rage only by dealing damage, requires 1750 damage to fully charge	Nobody wants to play with stupid charging way such as taking 350 damage to fully charge Battalion Backup.
	Melee Half-Zatoichi	~	+15% faster move speed for soldier when activated	We need more Soldierknights than demoknights
Pyro	Primary Degreaser	65% faster weapon switch time	30% faster weapon switch time	Woah, calm down pooro
	Secondary Flaregun	Critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Critical hits on burning targets(show)	Idk, just to make it look
	Secondary Detonator	Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Mini-critical on burning targets(show)	Same like above
	Secondary Reserve Shooter	~	Has unique, hot-rod styled skin[missing link]	Why
	Melee Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler	-50% damage vs. non burning targets  No critical hits vs. non burning targets	-35% damage penalty  Random crits enabled	A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!
	Melee Third Degree	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	Balance
Demoman	Primary Loch-n-Load	launched pipe-bomb shatters on contact with surface	launched pipe-bomb explodes on contact with surface  -50% explosion radius	IMO, it will make lnl more useful
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
	Melee Scotsman's Skullcutter	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 1	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal damage	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -20% damage penalty	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 2	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -35% health from healers on wearer	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 3	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal fire rate	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -25% Slower firing speed	~
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-10% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 1	Normal accuracy	30% more accurate	More accurate tomislav is better than bugged, slow spinning and weak tommy
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	+10% faster barrel spin-up	+40% faster barrel spin-up	Screw you and screw your community for ruining a good weapon
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	Normal weapon switch speed	40% faster weapon switch speed	It would be good with fists of steel
	Melee Gloves of Running Urgently	User takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away(positive because of valve's logic)  -25% damage penalty	User doesn't take mini-crits while active  -6 health drained per second while active  -50% damage penalty	Valve nerfed this weapon to make heavy more vulneable to damage. Old one was pretty balanced and useful, now it's a junk. I want old one BACK
	Melee Fists of Steel	-40% damage from ranged sources while active  +100% damage from melee sources while active	-50% damage from ranged sources while active  +50% damage from melee sources while active	More balanced than before.
Engineer	Primary Pomson 6000	~	+20% faster projectile speed  -25% damage penalty	NO
	Melee Southern Hospitality	On hit: bleed for 5 seconds  No random critical hits	On hit: bleed for 6 seconds  Critical hits enabled  -15% damage penalty	NO
	Melee Jag	+30% faster building rate(bugged)	+25% faster building rate(WORKING)	NO
Medic	Primary Crusader's Crossbow	~	+20% faster projectile speed	Make arrows move faster
	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal  No overheal penalty	Can overheal  -50% max overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.
	Secondary Kritzkrieg	Taunt heals 11 hp	Taunt heals 50 hp	BUFF IT
Sniper	Primary Machina	Full charge: +15% damage bonus	Full charge: +25% damage bonus  -25% slower firing speed	~
	Secondary SMG/Cleaner's Carbine	~	+50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)	These weapons needs more ammo. Olny scout can hold 4 clips, not sniper
	Secondary Cozy Camper	-80% slower move speed when aiming	-50% slower move speed when aiming	Current Cozy is Useless
	Secondary Cleaner's Carbine	On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance  -35% slower firing speed  -20% clip size	On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance  -25% slower firing speed  No clip size penalty	Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.
Spy	Primary Big Kill	~	The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase	Enough of that
	Melee Big Earner	-25 max health on wearer	No max health penalty  -25% slower firing speed	Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion

Hats
Class	Hat	Changes	Reason
All Class	Hat Bill's hat	Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate  Players who already owned Bill's hat will have in Vintage quality	I HATE BILLS
	Hat Ellis' Cap	Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate  Players who already owned Ellis' Cap will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Frying Pan, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Hat Killer Exclusive	Decal tool can be applied	~
	Hat Spiral Sallet	The item is tradeable  The item is now paintable	~
Soldier	Hat Soldier's Stash	Decal tool can be applied	~
Demoman	Hat Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)	Decal tool can be applied	~
Heavy	Hat One-Man Army/Your Worst Nightmare	One-Man Army is merged with Your Worst Nightmare headwear for sniper under the name One Man Army  Players who have both OMA and YWN will have second item.	That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat.
	Hat K-9 Mane	Item is paintable  Can be equipped by sniper	~
Sniper	Hat Liquidator's Lid	Has 2 more style that removes glasses hats glasses and that removes both of default and hat glasses  The item is paintable	~
Spy	Hat Hat of Cards	Decal tool can be applied	~

Tools
Class	Tool/s	Changes	Reason
Tools	Tools Team Paints	All team paints can be obtained by drop and uncrate	~
	Tools Other Paints	Pink as hell, A colour similiar to Slate, Dark Salomon Injustice, A bitter taste of Defeat and Lime, The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, Drably Olive, Mann's Mint, After Eight, A Distinctive Lack of Hue and An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge are obtainable trough drop and uncrate.	~

Weapon Ideas

duh

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage	Notes / Abilities
Demoman	Primary Striker	6	16	Base: 81-90 Crit: 230-290 After Bounce: 19-54 Crit: 162	+50% clip size  0.6 faster bomb arm time  -15% damage penalty  -20% slower firing speed
Heavy	Primary Santa Maria	150	300	Base: 50 Crit: 125	SMG based  +15% faster move speed on wearer  -25% slower reload speed  No random critical hits
Medic	Secondary Accelerator	~	~	~	Ubercharge increases patients and healers move speed by 30% and slightly increases damage resistance by 15%  +25% ubercharge rate
Sniper	Secondary Self Defending Sidearm	25	150	Base: 9 Crit: 26	+75% max secondary ammo on wearer  +10% Damage bonus  -25% slower reload speed  15% longer weapon switch time