User:SockMcCormick

Sock L. McCormick
Basic information
Type:	Transvestite
Gender:	Undefinable
Health:	Poor
Speed:	Sluggish
Birth place:	The back of a truck
Native language:	English
Age:	Just a number :~)
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro
Favourite maps:	Gravel Pit and Foundry
Favourite weapons:	Postal Pummeler or the Scorch Shot
Favourite hats:	Attendant or Pyro's Beanie
Contact information
Steam page:	[1]

“

Cosmetic items that have no affect on gameplay and are merely a method of character customization ruined TF2. People must play the game how I play it. — Sock

”

sock

(plural socks or sox)

1. A knitted or woven covering for the foot

2. A shoe worn by Greco-Roman comedy actors

3. A violent blow, punch

4. A shortened version of (Internet) sock puppet

"For enemies near are enemies known though socks are a bother he feels at last not alone "

I don't do much around here, to be honest. I just update the out-of-date pages and clean up articles. Think of me as a janitor, except less respectable. Sometimes I'll actually do something noticeable or important, but that's once in a blue moon.

I learn as I go, so if I'm somehow messing up the Wiki and setting off the nuclear missiles, please notify me on my talk page.

Boxes

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	en This user has a native understanding of English.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user owns a Genuine Killer Exclusive.
This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user is American, pardner!	This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user is an Expert's Ordnance Demoman. }