User:Focusknock

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I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought. — Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2

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I am the Heavy Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. Smashman keeps shoving weapon work my way.

Feel free to look at the weapons style guide if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself. (RJackson keeps butting in on it with his fancy weapon infoboxes though).

Head on over to my talk page to tell me off about something.

You may remember me as

• The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Shortstop Scout bearing down on you. Beware the floppy fish.
• The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
• That Pyro. Who was that pyro with a white Tyrannus just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
• Just Another Demoknight. Just another Demoknight, wearing Ellis' Hat, working the daily grind.
• Purple Elvis. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use. But my main weapon is stunning enemies into silence with my Purple Quiff.
• The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Justice.
• Ew gross, a Towering Medic. Good thing he heals everyone though, not like those other stupid Medics.
• The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
• Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

Have a gander at these little beauties

S	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.

This user has spent 1226 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

And only 20-ish hours are idling.

This user has earned 266 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 51%!	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 24th, 2009	This user owns 17 hats! (Probably 16 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 272 frames per second.
This user plays TF2 with a mouse.	This user is British, and damn proud of it.	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	Pow!
This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.	This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."	This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.	This user owns Max's Severed Head.
This user owns the Big Kill.	This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.	This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.	This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.	Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?	This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user page is so small, it is funny to me!
This user disguises as a Scout. Rainbows wish they could make him cry.

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asdfghjkl This user really doesn't give a $#!& how he arranges his userpage.	DIE This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"	DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.	:) This user gets other people to do stuff for them.
This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything.	FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.