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*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
 
*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
 
*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
 
*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
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|{{Backpack item
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| width = 490px
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| height = 250px
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| item-name = Kritzkrieg
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| item-name-local = "Poltergust 9000"
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| quality = Vintage
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| prefix = none
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| item-level = Level 40 Medi Gun
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| positive-attributes = Turns allies into portraits<br>+30% resistance to being dragged
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| negative-attributes = Cannot catch ghosts
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}}
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|-
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|{{Backpack item
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| width = 490px
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| height = 250px
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| item-name = Gunslinger
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| item-name-local = "SUPER POWER GLOVE"
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| quality = Vintage
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| prefix = none
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| item-level = Level 15 Robot Arm
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| positive-attributes = Can bash through blocks in Multiplayer<br>+20% chance of knocking grenades back at pesky Demomen
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| negative-attributes = Cannot generate bombs<br>Not golden
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}}
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|{{Backpack item
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| width = 490px
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| height = 250px
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| item-name = Eyelander
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| item-name-local = "Cyrothras"
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| quality = Vintage
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| prefix = none
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| item-level = Level 5 Sword
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| neutral-attributes = Unique name
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| positive-attributes = Choppity chop<br>Stabbity stab<br>Off comes your head<br>And your heart is in my hand
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| negative-attributes = Not infused with a magical orb that defines the fate of the realm
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}}
  
 
==Have a gander at these little beauties==
 
==Have a gander at these little beauties==
 
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Revision as of 17:41, 23 October 2010

“
I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.
— Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2
 ”

I am the Heavy Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. Smashman keeps shoving weapon work my way.

Feel free to look at the weapons style guide if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself. (RJackson keeps butting in on it with his fancy weapon infoboxes though).

Head on over to my talk page to tell me off about something.

You may remember me as

  • The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Shortstop Scout bearing down on you. Beware the floppy fish.
  • The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
  • That Pyro. Who was that pyro with a white Tyrannus just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
  • Just Another Demoknight. Just another Demoknight, wearing Ellis' Hat, working the daily grind.
  • Purple Elvis. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use. But my main weapon is stunning enemies into silence with my Purple Quiff.
  • The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Justice.
  • Ew gross, a Towering Medic. Good thing he heals everyone though, not like those other stupid Medics.
  • The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
  • Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

I like dese wepons

Backpack Kritzkrieg.png

"Poltergust 9000"
Level 40 Medi Gun

Backpack Gunslinger.png

"SUPER POWER GLOVE"
Level 15 Robot Arm

Backpack Eyelander.png

"Cyrothras"
Level 5 Sword

Have a gander at these little beauties

S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1236 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!


And only 20-ish hours are idling.

Achieved.png This user has earned 267 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 51%!
Heavy Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: March 24th, 2009


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 17 hats! (Probably 16 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 272 frames per second.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Melee icon Fists.png Pow!
Rasputin.png This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.

Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Item icon Ghastly Gibus.png This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.
Item icon Max's Severed Head.png This user owns Max's Severed Head.
Item icon Big Kill.png This user owns the Big Kill.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Backpack Mann Co. Cap.png This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
RED Ellis' Cap.png Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Heavy laugh.png This user page is so small,
it is funny to me!
User disguises as scout.png This user disguises as a Scout.
Rainbows wish they could make him cry.

Custom

asdfghjkl This user really doesn't give a $#!& how he arranges his userpage.
User Soldier.png DIE This user is a Soldier Hater.
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"
DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.
:) This user gets other people to do stuff for them.
Communist Mani-Fisto.png This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything.
FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
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