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− | A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.
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− | ! class="header" | Winner
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− | ! class="header" | Description
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− | | [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
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− | TheTwoTonHammer]
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Batter's Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Batter's Helmet]]
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− | | You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of
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− | plastic!
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− | PrO-bOy]
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Bonk Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Bonk Helm]]
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− | | When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Ye Olde Baker Boy.png|100px|frameless|link=Ye Olde Baker Boy]]
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− | | Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Baseball Bill's Sports Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Baseball
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− | Bill's Sports Shine]]
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− | | Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down
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− | with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png|100px|frameless|
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− | | Straight outta control point.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Whoopee Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Whoopee Cap]]
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− | | You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion
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− | for the discerning youth.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Soldier's Stash.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier's Stash]]
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− | | This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Tyrant's Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Tyrant's Helm]]
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− | | I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Stainless Pot.png|100px|frameless|link=Stainless Pot]]
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− | | Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Killer's Kabuto.png|100px|frameless|link=Killer's Kabuto]]
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− | | A haiku for war.
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− | To defeat one's enemies.
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− | Honor the crocket.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Sergeant's Drill Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Sergeant's Drill
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− | Hat]]
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− | | This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't
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− | feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Gentle Manne's Service Medal.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentle
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− | Manne's Service Medal]]
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− | | Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,
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− | nourishment, or a social life.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Pyro's Beanie.png|100px|frameless|link=Pyro's Beanie]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Brigade Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Brigade Helm]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Respectless Rubber Glove.png|100px|frameless|link=Respectless
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− | Rubber Glove]]
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− | | It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png|100px|frameless|
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− | | At least he's still telling you to burn things.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Merryweather.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage
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− | Merryweather]]
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− | | Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to
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− | quell his flames.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Whiskered Gentleman.png|100px|frameless|link=Whiskered
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− | Gentleman]]
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− | | The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the
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− | discerning gentleman of conflagration.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Demoman's Fro.png|100px|frameless|link=Demoman's Fro]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Glengarry Bonnet.png|100px|frameless|link=Glengarry Bonnet]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Scotsman's Stove Pipe.png|100px|frameless|link=Scotsman's
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− | Stove Pipe]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Hustler's Hallmark.png|100px|frameless|link=Hustler's
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− | Hallmark]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Tippler's Tricorne.png|100px|frameless|link=Tippler's
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− | Tricorne]]
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− | | Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Football Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Football Helmet]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Officer's Ushanka.png|100px|frameless|link=Officer's Ushanka]]
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− | | This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Tough Guy's Toque.png|100px|frameless|link=Tough Guy's Toque]]
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− | | Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Hound Dog.png|100px|frameless|link=Hound Dog]]
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− | | Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
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− | | [Valve (?)
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Heavy Duty Rag.png|100px|frameless|link=Heavy Duty Rag]]
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− | | It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Mining Light.png|100px|frameless|link=Mining Light]]
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− | | For Engineers with bright ideas.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Engineer's Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Engineer's Cap]]
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− | | Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering
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− | actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Texas Slim's Dome Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Texas Slim's
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− | Dome Shine]]
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− | | Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Hotrod.png|100px|frameless|link=Hotrod]]
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− | | Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Safe'n'Sound.png|100px|frameless|link=Safe'n'Sound]]
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− | | eballs."
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− | Safe'n'Sound: foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total
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− | external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of
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− | momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around
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− | you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Prussian Pickelhaube.png|100px|frameless|link=Prussian
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− | Pickelhaube]]
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− | | A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Tyrolean.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage Tyrolean]]
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− | | This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png|100px|frameless|
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− | link=Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]
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− | | We can't pronounce it either.
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− | | [Valve (This description was given before the contest.)
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Ze Goggles.png|100px|frameless|link=Ze Goggles]]
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− | | Nothing.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Gentleman's Gatsby.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentleman's
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− | Gatsby]]
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− | | While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its
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− | own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone,
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− | whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery
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− | with a well-polished bonesaw.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Physician's Procedure Mask.png|100px|frameless|
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− | | Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Trophy Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Trophy Belt]]
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− | | Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
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− | It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Professional's Panama.png|100px|frameless|link=Professional's
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− | Panama]]
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− | | A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Master's Yellow Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Master's Yellow
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− | Belt]]
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− | | Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,
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− | stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative.png|100px|frameless|link=Ritzy
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− | Rick's Hair Fixative]]
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− | | His bullet was close.
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− | I lost my hat.
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− | My bullet was closer.
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− | He lost his head.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Shooter's Sola Topi.png|100px|frameless|link=Shooter's Sola
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− | Topi]]
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− | | Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Bloke's Bucket Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bloke's Bucket
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− | Hat]]
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− | | Gone Snipin'.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Fancy Fedora.png|100px|frameless|link=Fancy Fedora]]
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− | | This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Backbiter's Billycock.png|100px|frameless|link=Backbiter's
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− | Billycock]]
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− | | For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Magistrate's Mullet.png|100px|frameless|link=Magistrate's
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− | | They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also
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− | invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Frenchman's Beret.png|100px|frameless|link=Frenchman's Beret]]
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− | | Because real espionage is an artform.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Camera Beard.png|100px|frameless|link=Camera Beard]]
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− | | You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Cheater's Lament.png|100px|frameless|link=Cheater's Lament]]
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− | | Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and
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− | incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Bill's Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bill's Hat]]
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− | | Left 4 You.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Alien Swarm Parasite.png|100px|frameless|link=Alien Swarm
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− | Parasite]]
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− | | This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and
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− | place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Modest Pile of Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Modest Pile of
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− | Hat]]
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− | | Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Noble Amassment of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Noble
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− | Amassment of Hats]]
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− | | For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Towering Pillar of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Towering
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− | Pillare of Hats]]
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− | | A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the
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− | majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Mercenary.png|100px|frameless|link=Mercenary]]
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− | | Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Soldier of Fortune.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier of
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− | Fortune]]
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− | | Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Grizzled Veteran.png|100px|frameless|link=Grizzled Veteran]]
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− | | Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,
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− | they'll know they weren't the first.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Primeval Warrior.png|100px|frameless|link=Primeval Warrior]]
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− | | A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Ghastly Gibus.png|100px|frameless|link=Ghastly Gibus]]
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− | |-Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould
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− | and grave dust.
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− | | [[Image:Backpack_Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png|100px|frameless|
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− | | Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
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