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| − | Scattergun - Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss! - The Scout | + | :Scattergun - Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss! - The Scout |
| − | FaN - Any outdoorsman will tell you the most frustrating part of hunting is when a deer simply FALLS DOWN when shot, and doesn't FLY BACKWARDS into the forest. — Force-A-Nature publicity blurb | + | :FaN - Any outdoorsman will tell you the most frustrating part of hunting is when a deer simply FALLS DOWN when shot, and doesn't FLY BACKWARDS into the forest. — Force-A-Nature publicity blurb |
| − | Shortstop - don't usually kill morons this fast. — The Scout | + | :Shortstop - don't usually kill morons this fast. — The Scout |
| − | Bang! I make it look easy! — The Scout | + | :Pistol - Bang! I make it look easy! — The Scout |
| − | Bonk! Atomic Punch - Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin' people superpowers. — Bonk! Atomic Punch publicity blurb | + | :Bonk! Atomic Punch - Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin' people superpowers. — Bonk! Atomic Punch publicity blurb |
| − | Critacola - Dere ain't enough crits in the world ta kill me! — The Scout | + | :Critacola - Dere ain't enough crits in the world ta kill me! — The Scout |
| − | Mad Milk - Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes! — The Scout | + | :Mad Milk - Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes! — The Scout |
| − | Lugermorph - Who wouldn't want to squeeze off a couple rounds with the murder weapon of choice of a sociopathic cartoon rabbit? Probably quite a lot of people, when you get right down to it. Luckily, those people are all well-adjusted contributors to society with no police records, spotless credit ratings and few unresolvable moral failings. They also probably have no interest in playing TF2, so that means more murder-rabbit gun shooting for the rest of us. — Official Description | + | :Lugermorph - Who wouldn't want to squeeze off a couple rounds with the murder weapon of choice of a sociopathic cartoon rabbit? Probably quite a lot of people, when you get right down to it. Luckily, those people are all well-adjusted contributors to society with no police records, spotless credit ratings and few unresolvable moral failings. They also probably have no interest in playing TF2, so that means more murder-rabbit gun shooting for the rest of us. — Official Description |
| − | Bat - Pop Quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Sorry, time's up: you're dead! — The Scout | + | :Bat - Pop Quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Sorry, time's up: you're dead! — The Scout |
| − | Sandman - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitcha. No, wait, yeah I did! — The Scout | + | :Sandman - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitcha. No, wait, yeah I did! — The Scout |
| − | Holy Mackeral - Eat it, fatty! — The Scout | + | :Holy Mackeral - Eat it, fatty! — The Scout |
| − | Home Run - Home-frickin'-run! — The Scout | + | :Home Run - Home-frickin'-run! — The Scout |
| − | Rocket Launcher - I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. — The Soldier | + | :Rocket Launcher - I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. — The Soldier |
| − | Direct hit - A high precision version of the standard-issue rocket launcher, the Direct Hit has been engineered from the ground up for Soldiers who have mastered the art of shooting at their targets instead of vaguely near them. — Direct Hit publicity blurb | + | :Direct hit - A high precision version of the standard-issue rocket launcher, the Direct Hit has been engineered from the ground up for Soldiers who have mastered the art of shooting at their targets instead of vaguely near them. — Direct Hit publicity blurb |
| − | Black Box - Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box! — The Soldier | + | :Black Box - Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box! — The Soldier |
| − | Rocket Jumper - And that is how you do it, men! — The Soldier on proper rocket-to-foot measurements | + | :Rocket Jumper - And that is how you do it, men! — The Soldier on proper rocket-to-foot measurements |
| − | Shotgun - Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face. — The Engineer | + | :Shotgun - Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face. — The Engineer |
| − | Buff Banner - Admit it: Every so often, you suspect you’re carrying your team. . . How about motivating those lazy sons of bitches to put on their war face and fight? — Soldier Update blurb | + | :Buff Banner - Admit it: Every so often, you suspect you’re carrying your team. . . How about motivating those lazy sons of bitches to put on their war face and fight? — Soldier Update blurb |
| − | Gunboats - What is the science behind these miracles of technology? Magic, probably.— Gunboats publicity blurb | + | :Gunboats - What is the science behind these miracles of technology? Magic, probably.— Gunboats publicity blurb |
| − | Battalion Backup - Need some help here! — The Soldier | + | :Battalion Backup - Need some help here! — The Soldier |
| − | Shovel - If I have to crack some skulls, I will. — The Soldier | + | :Shovel - If I have to crack some skulls, I will. — The Soldier |
| − | Equalizer - Get close enough to death, and you will become Death himself. — Equalizer publicity blurb | + | :Equalizer - Get close enough to death, and you will become Death himself. — Equalizer publicity blurb |
| − | Pain Train - ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town. — the Demoman | + | :Pain Train - ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town. — the Demoman |
| − | Frying Pan - I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! — The Soldier | + | :Frying Pan - I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! — The Soldier |
| − | Kamikaze - C'mere, pumpkin. — The Soldier on pick-up lines | + | :Kamikaze - C'mere, pumpkin. — The Soldier on pick-up lines |
| − | Flamethrower - Huddah huddah huh! — The Pyro on extreme cooking | + | :Flamethrower - Huddah huddah huh! — The Pyro on extreme cooking |
| + | :Backburner - Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh! — The Pyro on rump roasting | ||
| + | :Degreaser - Mmmph mph mmrph! — The Pyro | ||
| + | :Flare Gun - Mmpph mmhhmmpph mmhmmp mmf mfh!! — The Pyro | ||
| + | :Fire Axe - Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr. — The Pyro on axe killing sprees | ||
| + | :Axtinguisher - This mighty axe guarantees critical hits on any enemy that’s currently on fire, although it’s significantly weaker against enemies who aren’t. — Axtinguisher publicity blurb | ||
| + | :Homewrecker - Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit!! — The Engineer on Pyro's new weapon. | ||
| + | :Powerjack - Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph! — The Pyro on customized tools | ||
| + | :Hadouken - Hudauda, huuudha!!! — The Pyro while performing Hadouken. | ||
Revision as of 18:21, 13 November 2010
- Scattergun - Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss! - The Scout
- FaN - Any outdoorsman will tell you the most frustrating part of hunting is when a deer simply FALLS DOWN when shot, and doesn't FLY BACKWARDS into the forest. — Force-A-Nature publicity blurb
- Shortstop - don't usually kill morons this fast. — The Scout
- Pistol - Bang! I make it look easy! — The Scout
- Bonk! Atomic Punch - Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin' people superpowers. — Bonk! Atomic Punch publicity blurb
- Critacola - Dere ain't enough crits in the world ta kill me! — The Scout
- Mad Milk - Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes! — The Scout
- Lugermorph - Who wouldn't want to squeeze off a couple rounds with the murder weapon of choice of a sociopathic cartoon rabbit? Probably quite a lot of people, when you get right down to it. Luckily, those people are all well-adjusted contributors to society with no police records, spotless credit ratings and few unresolvable moral failings. They also probably have no interest in playing TF2, so that means more murder-rabbit gun shooting for the rest of us. — Official Description
- Bat - Pop Quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Sorry, time's up: you're dead! — The Scout
- Sandman - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitcha. No, wait, yeah I did! — The Scout
- Holy Mackeral - Eat it, fatty! — The Scout
- Home Run - Home-frickin'-run! — The Scout
- Rocket Launcher - I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. — The Soldier
- Direct hit - A high precision version of the standard-issue rocket launcher, the Direct Hit has been engineered from the ground up for Soldiers who have mastered the art of shooting at their targets instead of vaguely near them. — Direct Hit publicity blurb
- Black Box - Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box! — The Soldier
- Rocket Jumper - And that is how you do it, men! — The Soldier on proper rocket-to-foot measurements
- Shotgun - Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face. — The Engineer
- Buff Banner - Admit it: Every so often, you suspect you’re carrying your team. . . How about motivating those lazy sons of bitches to put on their war face and fight? — Soldier Update blurb
- Gunboats - What is the science behind these miracles of technology? Magic, probably.— Gunboats publicity blurb
- Battalion Backup - Need some help here! — The Soldier
- Shovel - If I have to crack some skulls, I will. — The Soldier
- Equalizer - Get close enough to death, and you will become Death himself. — Equalizer publicity blurb
- Pain Train - ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town. — the Demoman
- Frying Pan - I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! — The Soldier
- Kamikaze - C'mere, pumpkin. — The Soldier on pick-up lines
- Flamethrower - Huddah huddah huh! — The Pyro on extreme cooking
- Backburner - Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh! — The Pyro on rump roasting
- Degreaser - Mmmph mph mmrph! — The Pyro
- Flare Gun - Mmpph mmhhmmpph mmhmmp mmf mfh!! — The Pyro
- Fire Axe - Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr. — The Pyro on axe killing sprees
- Axtinguisher - This mighty axe guarantees critical hits on any enemy that’s currently on fire, although it’s significantly weaker against enemies who aren’t. — Axtinguisher publicity blurb
- Homewrecker - Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit!! — The Engineer on Pyro's new weapon.
- Powerjack - Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph! — The Pyro on customized tools
- Hadouken - Hudauda, huuudha!!! — The Pyro while performing Hadouken.
