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| + | HI, I'M LAGG. I'M A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO EATS MY OWN SHIT AND FUCKS MY GRANDMA. I AM AN ASSHOLE WHO HAS NO LIFE AND THINK THAT I SHOULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE BEING A RETARDED DIPSHIT. |
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| − | I'm Lagg
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| − | Known facts about Lagg
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| − | <ul style="list-style-type: none; margin: 0;">
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| − | <li>The original demoffensineer</li>
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| − | <li>The original "tf2wiki.net is going places!" guy</li>
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| − | <li>The original guy that complains about Steam's API all the time</li>
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| − | <li>The original guy that complains about Steam not using XMPP all the time</li>
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| − | <li><del>Partially</del> ended by <del>[[User:WindPower|Wind]]</del> <b>EVERYBODY</b></li>
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| − | And <span class="plainlinks">[http://steamcommunity.com/id/stragglerastic <span style="font-weight: bold; color: white;">Lagg</span>]</span> said: ''Let there be centered div''
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| − | |{{User adlessness}}
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| − | |{{User engi update}}
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| − | |{{User offensineer}}
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| − | |{{User Responsible Ubers}}
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| − | |{{User Wiki Cap}}
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| − | |{{User Wiki staff}}
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| − | |{{User level 5}}
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| − | |{{User OPTF2|stragglerastic}}
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| − | <div style="width: 32px; height: 32px; margin: 0 auto 20px auto;">http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/public/images/skin_1/as_potato2.png</div>
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| − | {{Backpack item
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| − | | item-name = Stickybomb Launcher
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| − | | item-name-local = Spam Hammer
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| − | | quality = Community
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| − | | item-level = Level 50 Stickybomb Launcher
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| − | | item-description = He that wrote OPTF2 tends to think everything is a nail.
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| − | {{Backpack item
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| − | | width = 300px
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| − | | item-name = Sticky Jumper
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| − | | item-name-local = "The Original Demoffensineer"
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| − | | quality = Unique
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| − | | item-level = Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
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| − | | item-description = Jump in, fall out.
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | {{/EOL|I|
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| − | < WindPower> * cackles
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| − | |22370}}
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| − | {{/EOL|II|
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| − | < WindPower> I haven't ruined Lagg enough yet.
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| − | {{/EOL|III|
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| − | < i-ghost> That gives me an idea...
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| − | |24980}}
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| − | {{/EOL|IV|
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| − | < i-ghost> I think I may have just ended Lagg
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| − | < Lagg> Ah didunt need yer halp ya know
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| − | |8850}}
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| − | {{/EOL|V|
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| − | < i-ghost> Surprise for Lagg
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| − | |48000}}
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| − | {{/EOL|VI|
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| − | < Lagg> I didn't learn my lesson from every single other Elder Scrolls game!
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| − | |72850}}
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| − | {{/EOL|VII|
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| − | < WindPower> Trine. 2.
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| − | |35720}}
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| − | {{/EOL|VIII|
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| − | < Tturbo> Saga you say?
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| − | |102600}}
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| − | {{/EOL|IX|
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| − | < En Ex> Prepare for a long, long, lonesome road.
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| − | < Lexar> So I noticed you were avoiding NV so as to not get sucked into it, so here is bait. Also my voice is British sounding.
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| − | < RJackson> Can I contribute to this saga?
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| − | |72760|72750|34900}}
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| − | {{/EOL|X|
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| − | < i-ghost> I got you Cave Story+ too because I want you to wish and hope for Cave Story++
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| − | |98800|200900}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XI|
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| − | < nVis> Hey Lagg do you have Trine 1? I hope not because I'm gifting the shit out of it.
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| − | {{/EOL|XII|
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| − | < Pilk> Cool men don't look at explosions.
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| − | {{/EOL|XIII|
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| − | 15:52 < rZ_> oi Lagg want the basement collection?
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| − | 15:52 < rZ_> TOO BAD YOU'RE GETTING IT
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| − | {{/EOL|XIV|
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| − | 14:23 < rZ_QuestionMark> Lagg: check your st34m
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| − | {{/EOL|XV|
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| − | rZ: hey hey lagg
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| − | rZ: do i need to buy you this humble bundle
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| − | Lagg: Just what I need, more backlog and guilt
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| − | |219820}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XVI|
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| − | 6:09 AM - rZ: hey lagg did you want ten million
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| − | 6:10 AM - rZ: cause i kinda already bought it for you
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| − | |227580}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XVII|
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| − | 9:10 AM - rZ: hey lagg
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| − | 9:10 AM - rZ: DLC QUEST
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| − | 9:10 AM - Lagg: GODDAMNIT
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| − | {{/EOL|XVIII|
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| − | i-ghost: -
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| − | |231200}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XIX|
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| − | Esky: Enjoy it damnit!
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| − | |241600}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XX|
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| − | Wind: Die
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| − | {{/EOL|XXI|
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| − | i-ghost: I've heard that this is a moving game, so here you go.
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| − | |206440}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXII (this actually happened)|
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| − | Vulturas: Holidays present for the ever-so hacking Lagg. May the holidays bring you joy and santa hats. Hope you like it, and keep on with the good work :D
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| − | Over9K: Merry Christmas!
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| − | |113020|113020}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXIII|
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| − | Esky: This seems like your sort of game!
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| − | |239350}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXIV|
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| − | LordKelvin: I see that your backlog is not long enough. This should fix that.
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| − | |239030}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXV|
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| − | darkid: b-b-but it was on your wishlist a-a-and holidays and--just enjoy dammit!
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| − | |227280}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXVI|
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| − | Over9k: There! A game you didn't already have. Merry Christmas!
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| − | |204360}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXVII|
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| − | real_alien: Totally not because I'm an attention whore and want to be a part of 'The end of Lagg'. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT? :<
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| − | |217140}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXVIII|
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| − | i-ghost:
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| − | |213670}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXIX|
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| − | i-ghost: .
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| − | |237930}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXX|
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| − | Tturbo: Don't you dare think I forgot how things work around here ! You're gonna need days with more than 24 hours now.... :3
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| − | |22000}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXI|
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| − | Over9K: To add to the backlog >:{(
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| − | |222140}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXII|
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| − | Over9K: Lagg, take this!!!
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| − | |248730}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXIII|
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| − | Over9K: Swapper with guns. Awesome. Bewm.
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| − | |290770}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXIV|
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| − | Over9K: The bizarreness
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| − | |204240}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXV|
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| − | Over9K: Trolololol
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| − | MogDog: I want to see you spend 2.5 hours being the equivalent of eunuch
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| − | |313740}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXVI|
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| − | Over9K: Enjoy
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| − | |252670}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXVII|
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| − | Over9K: What Metal Gear Acid and Portable Ops could have been
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| − | |243970}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXVIII|
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| − | Over9K: Purdy Parkouring Protagonists
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| − | |245280}}
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| − | {{/EOL|XXXIX|
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| − | Over9K: Dat atmospheric sidescroller exploration thing
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