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Revision as of 20:00, 31 December 2015
Contents
Welcome
I'm Tanner. Steam
My Sandbox
Tanner
Template:Dictionary/items/unusual strange haunted decorated vintage genuine professional tanstreak Template:Dictionary/items/tanner
Level Level 6291999 Tanner
★ Unusual Effect: Orbiting Tanners
Tanstreaks Active
Tanstreaker: Tanning Beams
Sheen: Radiotanactive
100% chance of being Tanner
-100% chance of being Tanner
Born June 29, 1999 w/ Autism.
Merasmus's Weapon
Haunted Kukri
Level 666 Kukri
★ Unusual Effect: Haunted Phantasm
Fires long range eerie and sinister magic at people instead of melee attacks.
Can summon the Bombinomicon
Owns the Wheel of Fate
Regrets being Soldier's Old Roomate
Merasmus, the amazing (mediocre) wizard's staff of extremely dangerous magic (average magic tricks in a knife)! Foolish mortals (average mercenaries) beware it's power (sharp blade), for no mere mortal can wield the power of Merasmus! (They can with no issue)
How people see the Soldier's weapon and random crits
Rocket Launcher
Level 1337 Rocket Launcher
★ Unusual Effect: Critical spark
Random Criticals
Rockets are the size of the Statue of Liberty.
+9001% Explosive Damage
Honorbound: Summons God to crit rocket rain on the world if it does not kill.
Will be forever hated by everyone he knew and will always be a demanded request to be nerfed.
"DOMINATED!" (sotto voce) "I cherish these moments we spend together."
