User:HyperKinetic

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.	This user owns The Orange Box.	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
This user is a Backstabber!	This user is an employee of BLU.	This user owns the Saxton Hale Mask.
This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user drinks far too much tea.	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.	This user owns Bill's Hat.	This user owns the Frying Pan.
This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	This user owns the Dealer's Visor.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!	This user avenged his fallen Sentry a ridiculous number of times in one life!	This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge.
This user loves to rename his items.	This user is a Gas Jockey Pyro.	This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.