User:Angelostsakiris/Armoury

Welcome to my Top Secret Armoury!....Oh wait, you found it. Well, looks like it's not so secret anymore.

My Wiki Page: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/User:Angelostsakiris

Types

Joke Weapons

Skins

Coming soon....

Tiers

Xmas (Limited)

Common (Common Quality)

Uncommon (Unique Quality)

Cursed (Haunted Quality)

Rare (Collector's Quality)

Ultra Rare (Unusual Quality)

Extremely Rare (Vintage Quality)

Promotional (Genuine Quality)

Valve (Valve Quality)

Given By Me (Community Quality)

NOTE: I only award these items with the Community Quality!

Joke Weapons

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 1
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
Alt-fire: Spawn a level 3 Sentry Gun at your crosshair for the cost of 0 metal.
This weapon has a slight increased melee range, can hit your enemy across the universe.
+99999808% damage bonus
+75% faster attack speed
On Hit: Gain up to +10000 health
On Kill: 9999 seconds of 100% critical chance
+900% faster move speed on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage

( Note: it's a great alarm clock )

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 2
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
+99% fire damage resistance on wearer
+99% critical hit damage resistance on wearer
+99% explosive damage resistance on wearer
+99% bullet damage resistance on wearer
+100 capture rate on wearer
+9999800% health from packs on wearer
+9999900% max health on wearer
9990% speed boost while active weapon

( this is also a good alarm )

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 3
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
+9900% damage vs buildings
+200% greater jump height when active

( this is also a good alarm... )