User:TF2 KRITZ

What You Need To Know

Pixl The Protogen
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Basic information
Type:	Medic
Gender:	Male
Speed:	N/A
Birth place:	Texas
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Medic, Soldier, Heavy
Favourite maps:	zm_bunker
Favourite hats:	Max's Severed Head, Winter Backup

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People can be what they want, and you can't change that. If you want to not see me again, then leave the server — Pixl' after getting booed for being a Furry'

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I am a very open minded individual and will concise with anything that seems reasonable to a point, and I love Team Fortress 2. I have played over 1,800 total hours between the two accounts I own. One I use everyday, the other was hacked then given back by steam support. After I got my old account back, I traded everything I owned into my new account. I then soon began a new life on my new account, made more friends, and leveled up faster than ever! I am still active and will welcome almost anyone to my list, as long as they aren't a private profile and a level 1. To those of you who hate furries, begone. This land is not for you then!

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My Class Gameplay Styles

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

So... I see you are actually reading this....Hm. I dont know what to say.... oh, right! To play scout, I use the scattergun, pistol, and the bat. These weapons are very good when combined, and give a variety of ranges to the scout. When using the scattergun, get in the faces of your enemies! When using the pistol, use it as a long range counter, or an emergency firearm. When in close quarters and you dont have the time to reload, just use the bat, and make everyone run in fear as you smash their heads in with cold aluminum!

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This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”

Ah yes, the crazed American. I play soldier with the Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, and Escape Plan. When pushing into an area, use the rocket launcher to attack enemies that have no counter to your rockets and target the medic first. If a Pyro happen's to be near, use the shotgun and blast him away from a medium range. In the event you are low on health and need a quick getaway, the escape plan will increase your movement speed depending on health but you will take mini-crits when it is equiped, so use it wisely!

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This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

Oh god please no. I guess I have to talk about the abomination known as the Pyro. I use the Flame Thrower, Shotgun, and Maul. When fighting weak enemies such as scouts, spies, or exposed engineers, try to get up close and personal with your trusty flame thrower. When having to deal with beefy enemies such as heavys, pyros, or soldiers, fight back with the shotgun and give 'em a puff of flame so they lose health over time. Help your engineer's by using the maul to remove sappers and chase down those sneaky Frenchmen.

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This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”

What's that? Ye lookin' at me one good eye? Heh. I don't blame ye. I use the Loch-n-Load (Yes, after the nerf, think what you will), Stickybomb Launcher, and Bottle. Use the loch to have pinpoint accuracy and take out classes such as heavy, soldier, and other demomen. Use the stickybomb launcher to spam out pyros and kill vip targets such as medics, engineers, and snipers. Use the bottle when you need to get drunk on someone's ass. Take advantage of his high melee damage and beat 'em a new one.

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This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”

Is that baby Heavy sees? Why do you eye Sasha? Heavy is big man, I will crush you! Stay away from Sasha! While playing Heavy, I prefer to use either the Iron Kurtain (a lovely gun, not to mention my first specialized killstreak weapon ever) or the stock Minigun, the Shotgun or Sandvich depending on the situation, and the Bread Bite (my favorite bread reskin). When spun up with the minigun, remember that even with a Medic, you aren't invincible. Your movement speed makes you a prime target for Snipers who want to add another notch to their rifle. When using the shotgun, take advantage of your heath to get up close to them and blast them full of 12 gauge awesomeness. When using the Sandvich (or reskins), use it to either heal yourself when out of combat or if your Medic is low on health. Remember that a dead Medic is a useless Medic. When using the Bread Bite (or GRU respectively), use the movement speed to escape from a dangerous situation or a fight you can't win, but remember you still are somewhat slow and take mini-crit damage.

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This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”

Why, hello there sir or ma'am. I solve problems, but not practical problems. I solve problems like, "Why is he not dead?" and "Why is he out of bullets?" I use the Shotgun, Pistol, and Wrench. Use the shotgun when some mean mother hubbard touches your gun. Use the pistol to take care of pesky snipers and other ranged classes. Use the wrench when you need to either get technical on one's ass or if you need to build a gun to kick ass for you.

Special Info

This user has a Max's Severed Head painted Pink as Hell

This user is an employee of BLU.

This user has spent 1,800 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user wants a Wiki Cap.

This user owns Gentle Manne's Service Medal number 1836, one of the 11,112 medals.

This user does the Dew

This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.

This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

en This user has a native understanding of English.

This user HATES Spies.

This user owns a pet Bread.

This user is a fan of Full Moon. Yes, this user is completely aware that there are other modes than Full Moon. Awoo-ooh!

This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to their weapons.

This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.

This user has collected trading cards!

This user refuses to buy Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys as a matter of principle.