Difference between revisions of "User:Calcium fiend/Joke Weapon Changes/Scout"
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| att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Attitude | | att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Attitude | ||
| att-3-negative = -34% clip size | | att-3-negative = -34% clip size | ||
| − | | att-4-neutral = When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for | + | | att-4-neutral = When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for mini-crits. |
| att-5-neutral = This weapon reloads its entire clip at once. | | att-5-neutral = This weapon reloads its entire clip at once. | ||
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| item-level = 69 | | item-level = 69 | ||
| att-1-positive = On Hit: Enemy is infected with Black Lung | | att-1-positive = On Hit: Enemy is infected with Black Lung | ||
| − | | att-2-positive = 100% | + | | att-2-positive = 100% mini-crits against players with Black Lung |
| att-3-negative = -25% damage penalty | | att-3-negative = -25% damage penalty | ||
| att-4-negative = On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung | | att-4-negative = On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung | ||
| att-5-neutral = Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death. Weapon taunting next to player with Black Lung will perform the Schadenfreude taunt. | | att-5-neutral = Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death. Weapon taunting next to player with Black Lung will perform the Schadenfreude taunt. | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | == Atomizer == | ||
| + | === Sensible Version === | ||
| + | {{Backpack item | ||
| + | | width = 240px | ||
| + | | item-name = Atomizer | ||
| + | | quality = unique | ||
| + | | item-kind = Bat | ||
| + | | item-level = 72 | ||
| + | | att-1-positive = +25% damage bonus | ||
| + | | att-2-positive = Melee attacks mini-crit while airborne | ||
| + | | att-3-negative = This weapon deploys 50% slower | ||
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 01:24, 2 May 2021
Joke changes for the Scout
Contents
Primary
Force-A-Nature
Sensible Version
Force-A-Nature
Level 1 Scattergun
+40 pellets per shot
Knockback on wearer and the enemy
-84% clip size
-20% damage penalty
Functions as a Force-A-Nature with stats doubled.
Shortstop
Sensible Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
+25% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Attitude
-34% clip size
When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for mini-crits.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Stupid Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
On Hit: Mark enemy for death
Alt-Fire: Snap enemy’s neck, killing them instantly
-100% damage penalty
Back Scatter
Stupid Version
Back Scatter
Level 24 Scattergun
Breaks enemies spine, preventing them from walking ever again
You have to pay medical bills for their lost spinal fluid
American healthcare
Secondary
C.A.P.P.E.R
Stupid Version
C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Pistol
On Hit: Desintegraties enemies, killing them instantly
-85% slower firing speed
On Kill: Gives the user PTSD
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol
Sensible Version
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
+15% faster firing speed
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increases with Boost
-25% clip size
Melee
Sandman
Sensible Version
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Catch projectiles and toss them back!
-15% less health on wearer
Candy Cane
Stupid Version
Candy Cane
Level 420 Bat
+20% move speed on wearer
Never go hungry
Weapon disintegrates in water
Makes your hands sticky!
Boston Basher
Stupid Version
Boston Basher
Level 69 Bat
+15% damage bonus in water
On Hit: Enemy receives tetanus
On Miss: You receive tetanus
Sun-on-a-Stick
Stupid Version
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 69 RIFT Fire Mace
On Hit: Enemy is infected with Black Lung
100% mini-crits against players with Black Lung
-25% damage penalty
On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung
Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death. Weapon taunting next to player with Black Lung will perform the Schadenfreude taunt.
Atomizer
Sensible Version
Atomizer
Level 72 Bat
+25% damage bonus
Melee attacks mini-crit while airborne
This weapon deploys 50% slower
