User:AsterLak

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AsterLak
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Native language:	Russian, English
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Pyro, Sniper, Engineer
Favorite maps:	2Fort
Contact information
Steam page:	AsterLak
Discord:	asterlak
IRC nickname:	AsterLak

“

Do you know the difference between a maniac and a murderer? The first is a disease, and the second is a profession. — AsterLak

”

Greetings! I'm AsterLak. I translate various articles. I really love playing Team Fortress 2.

Todo list

High priority Profile update Translate pages to Russian Medium priority Creating userboxes Edit · view

Team Fortress Wiki userboxes

# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator! This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits. This user overuses user boxes. This user received a comment from a Moderator on their talk page. This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user page is 10,127 bytes large. This user makes surgical edits. This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan. This user loves page consistency, and YOU SHOULD TOO! This user is a regular on the official TF2 wiki server. This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page. This user has made over 150 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki! This user likes to see this wiki turning green. This user is a member of Russian editors and translators community. This user is AsterLak. He owns the place. Edit · view

TF2 userboxes

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky! This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!” This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!” This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries. This user is an employee of RED. This user is a Gentleman! This user is ON FIRE!! This user is a piss sniper. "Jarate!" This user is buildin' a Sentry This user loves random crits. "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best." This user likes a lot of Pyros on his team. This user likes a lot of Snipers on his team. This user tends to fall to pieces. This user plays TF2 with a mouse. This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 200 frames per second. This user wants to edit the TF2 Wiki, but it has decided that today is not the day. Come back later. Edit · view

Achievements

TF2 Achievements This user has earned 216 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 42%! This user has earned 18 of the 47 general achievements. That's 38%! This user has earned 3 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 38%! This user has earned 15 of the 28 Halloween achievements. That's 54%! This user has earned 1 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 8%! This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement! This user has earned 0 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 22 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 45%! This user has earned 21 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 51%! This user has earned 8 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 19%! This user has earned 33 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 83%! This user has earned 3 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 7%! This user has earned 9 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 24%! This user has earned 19 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 50%! This user has earned 17 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 44%! This user has earned 29 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 69%! This user has earned 15 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 39%! This user has spent at least $100.01, but less than $1,000,000.0, in the Mann Co. Store. And, they can prove it! Edit · view   General Achievements This user got five kills in a row without dying. This user tricked an opposing Medic into healing him. This user got 25 headshots as a Sniper. This user won 2Fort with a shutout. This user won Well in 5 minutes or less. This user has played a complete round with every class. This user has played accumulated 25000 heal points as a Medic. This user has set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds. This user has accumulated 10 sentry gun kills with a single turret. This user has gotten five revenge kills. This user has won 20 games. This user has accumulated 1000 total kills. Edit · view   Halloween Event Achievements This user has earned 0 of the 5 Scarechievements. That's 0%! This user has killed a Spy disguised as his current class. This user has caused the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs. This user has collected 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat. This user has dominated a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn his own. This user has killed a player scared by a ghost. This user has earned 3 of the 4 Ghostchievements. That's 75%! This user has killed the Horseless Headless Horsemann. This user has collected the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal Scrap. This user has collected the Haunted Halloween Gift in Mann Manor. This user has earned 2 of the 8 Bereavements. That's 25%! This user has earned both of the Eye-chievements! This user has earned both of the Necromannchievements! This user has earned 1 of the 7 Merasmachievements. That's 14%! Edit · view Edit · view

Items

Limited items Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap? This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. This user owns the Frying Pan. Edit · view   Halloween items This user owns the MONOCULUS!. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus. Edit · view   Halloween items This user owns the MONOCULUS!. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus. Edit · view   Ordinary items This user oughta' be on a baseball card! This user's weapons are high in vitamin B. Edit · view   Other items This user owns The Dynamic Do-Gooder's Spirit of Giving. This user owns a Sneering Soul Gargoyle. Souls collected: 1423 This user killed Merasmus at level 3. This user is a Mercenary. This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge. This user owns a Vintage Backburner. This user owns a Vintage Cloak and Dagger. Edit · view Edit · view

Patches

This user just wants to witness an update. This user witnessed the Smissmas 2023 update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2023 update! This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2022 update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2022 update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2021 update! Edit · view

My Games userboxes

This user owns The Orange Box. g This user plays Garry's Mod. This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything. This user plants and defuses bombs every day in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction. This user loves playing Terraria. This user prefers Half-Life 1. This user likes Half-Life 2. This user enjoys Portal. This user is an active Portal 2 test subject. This user survived the first Five Nights at Freddy's. This user survived some more nights at Freddy's. This user plays Team Fortress Classic and is in need of medical attention! This user is a member of the Spiral Order. This user delved into the trap door to escape Mom. This user had a rebirth, and delved into the trap door to escape Mom. This user bought some afterbirth, and they play with it! This user bought ADDITIONAL afterbirth, PLUS they play with it! This user has played Geometry Dash but has never beaten a single demon level. This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat. Edit · view

My PC userboxes

This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser. This user games with NVIDIA. This user's computer has Intel inside. This user uses Microsoft Windows 11 64-bit. This user plays TF2 on an SSD. This user likes HD videos. This user plays TF2 on an SSD. Edit · view

Food and drink

This user drinks far too much tea. This user drinks too much Coca-Cola. This user eats far too many sandviches. This user eats far too much chocolate. This user eats far too many bananas. This user drinks far too much... no, that's disgusting. Edit · view

I

en-0 This user has no knowledge of English (or understands it with considerable difficulty). This user is Russian. Beware of bears! This user's time zone is UTC+3 If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead. This user does not talk about Fight Club. This user has a Newgrounds addiction This user dreams of making his own games. This user has a YouTube channel, but doesn't want you to find it too easily. ' This user just loves the colour Black. ' This user just loves the colour Red. ' This user just loves the colour White. This user loves black humour. This user is NOT A MORON! your/ you’re This user thinks that if you're grammar is incorrect, then your in need of help. >< This user is a fan of Gabe. This user feels like Gabe Newell's watching him. This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others! pwn. This user owns you. This user is desperately waiting for November 5, 2024 to come! This user received a comment from a Moderator on their talk page. This user wants more Ghostbusters related cosmetics and weapons. Edit · view