User:Teleporter

My Welcoming Message.

Tele's Awesome Userpage

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"Kinda hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in, huh?" Facestab "I think not." — Teleporter

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Here's a Touching Story

Playing Team Fortress 2 since November, 2009, and sometimes scrolling through and editing teamfortresswiki. I started my career after I played Team Fortress 2 on my friends account, and I loved it. I kept looking for The Orange Box like 3 months, but couldn't find it anywhere. And at last, I got Orange box, and played it over and over. And I'm still playing it, especially Team Fortress 2.

The End

Teleporter 

 You

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 Justin Bieber

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 Enemy Team

My userboxes

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!	This user is Finnish and knows a little more about sauna than you do, pal, BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT.	This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.
en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.	This user is an employee of RED.	This user is sappin' mah sentry!
This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players	This user constantly calls for MEDIC!	This user is buildin' a Sentry
This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.	This user loves to paint his hats.
This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.	This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
This user has collected the Haunted Metal Scrap, but is going to Gift Wrap it and trade it for something else! Muahahahaha!	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
This user is a Gentleman!	If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.	This user owns the Bounty Hat.
This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.	This user has preserved his Stocking Stuffer Key.	This user has spent way too many hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
This user has earned 228 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 44%!	This user has earned 30 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 79%!	This user avenged his fallen Sentry a ridiculous number of times in one life!
This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!	Pow!
This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!	This user is a Mercenary.	This user eats far too many sandviches.
This user drinks far too much Bonk!	This user eats far too many Candy Canes.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user owns The Orange Box.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.	This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.