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Revision as of 01:37, 20 June 2011

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OluapPlayer
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Basic information
Icon: Item icon Pain Train.png
Type: King of the Wiki
Gender: Male (?)
Health: 150
0 when dead
Speed: 100%
9001% while spychecking
Birth place: Brazil
Native language: Brazilian portuguese
Age: 18
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Soldier
Favourite maps: Gravel Pit, Turbine
Favourite weapons: Rocket Launcher
Favourite hats: Wiki Cap
Contact information
Website: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page
Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/oluapplayer


“
Ded.
Click to listen
— OluapPlayer
 ”

About me

I am big, shiny and very handsome. My main class is the Soldier, but I can also play Medic, Pyro and a little Demoman. I wanted to main Engineer but I'm unable of killing Spies. So I gib the hell out of their sissified asses.

Pain Train is an underrated weapon with bad taunts and sounds.

I am also the creator of the bot names "Companion Cube" and "Gentlemanne of Leisure". So when they kill you, extra points for me!

Amusing stuff

[17:55] <RJackson> OluapPlayer: Eat my love.

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This is the Wiki's IRC in a nutshell

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The best item sets ever (Credits to Moussekateer for making this template in the first place):

The Demopan
User OluapPlayer Demopan.png Frying Pan Chargin' Targe Dangeresque, Too? Bounty Hat
Frying Pan Chargin' Targe Dangeresque, Too? Bounty Hat
Effect +100% chance of trading your Stout Shako for 2 refined
The Director Spy
100x100px Frontline Field Recorder Camera Beard Director's Vision
Frontline Field Recorder Camera Beard Backpack Director's Vision.png
Effect +100% chance of winning the Saxxy Awards

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In Template:W, in the Cotton Alley world, there is a level called Spinal Tap. The Dark World version of the level is called Organ Grinder.

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[21:34] == Tturbo [~chatzilla@70.52.25.17] has quit [Quit: (Oluap makes me dizzy)]

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[14:53] <WindPower> Yessss, hadouken me harder :3

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[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> I changed the map on the Wiki server to Item Test once
[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> It was fun
[21:51] <Fendermcbender> this is why Oluap is credit to team

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[15:37] <Benjamoose> I go away from the IRC for a few minutes, I come back and Tturbo is talking about rape
[15:37] <Benjamoose> I love you gais...

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Artist's rendition of the yet-to-happen SEE-tastic clash of drunk titans

IRC character limit sucks.

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THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:
[16:37] <+Smashman> OluapPlayer:
[16:37] <+OluapPlayer> Smashman:

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SHE IS WATCHING

(Block log); 21:22 . . RJackson (Talk | contribs | block) blocked RJackson (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 minute (account creation disabled) (Eat it, GenCoolio.)

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[20:39] <GenCoolio> I'm a little afraid of penises
[20:40] <GenCoolio> excpt for mine
[20:40] <GenCoolio> I like mine

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[23:09] <+Pilk> Wind is always hot, moist, naked and waiting

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[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> Gaben is like a teddy bear
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: Omg.
[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> A really big one
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: You are a GENIUS

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[22:22] <@Spacenet> [RC] - Template:User ARG Potatoes by Mainman - http://j.mp/h18x6F (+192) (This is the correct number of potatoes. And no, OluapPlayer, I'm not secretly a member of VALVe.) (01:22:33) [Via Dyne]

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[23:41] <lacy> Shark is W+M1
[23:41] <lacy> just swim forward and bite things

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[20:49] <Nixshadow> help help Ohyeahcrucz is harrassing my butthole D:
[20:49] <Ohyeahcrucz> lul

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[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> THAT TINY ICON
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> MAKES EVERYTHING BAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> BAAAAAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> Seriously, it just falls apart when I enlarge it
[16:03] <+OluapPlayer> >:C
[16:03] <maggosh> So damn hot here...
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> I'll show you how it looks like with the icon
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> So damn cold here
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> Show it pictures of naked Wiki ladies
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> It will enlarge
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> ERECTING
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> A DISPENSER
[16:04] <RJackson> I actually spat-laughed from that
[16:04] <RJackson> sprayed mah monitor.
[16:04] <RJackson> you slag.
[16:05] <+OluapPlayer> lololol

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Backpack Pain Train.png

"Paintraingineer's Severed Head"
Level 100 YouTube reference
He had a Pain Train for a head. Even there, everyone loved him. Tastes like scrumpy though.
Upgrades and repair buildings on hit
Damage removes Sappers
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Talks constantly, doing a lot of noise
+100% damage taken from Spies

Backpack Teddy Roosebelt.png

"Bomb Bear"
Level 100 YouTube reference
JOIN ME AT BOMB BEAR!
+1000% damage
Hits twice with melee and explosive damage
Explosion deals no self damage
Really unfitting
No random critical hits
STUPID BEAR IS STUPID

Backpack Warrior's Spirit.png

"Warrior's View Blocker"
Level 100 Hands of Bear
+30% damage done
-20 max health on wearer
Clips like hell
Badly implemented
Lacks unique sounds
I CAN'T SEE SHIT

Backpack Ullapool Caber.png

"Ullapool Creeper"
Level 100 Lagg Killer
That's a nice ssssssssssentry you got there...
+100% house destruction
+100% memetic
+100% rage-inducing
Kills user on hit
No random critical hits

Backpack Razorback.png

"-1 Player on the Team"
Level -100 Piece of Crap
-100% use
+100% Ambassador magnet

Backpack Sydney Sleeper.png

"Piss Dart Launcher"
Level 100 Dart-Based Jarate
I CAN PEE AT LONG DISTANCES
Kidney failure

To-do stuff

The Fearless Five

The Sensational Seven
Painted Wiki Cap E7B53B.png Painted Wiki Cap B8383B.png Painted Wiki Cap CF7336.png Painted Wiki Cap E7B53B.png Painted Wiki Cap 32CD32.png RED Wiki Cap.png Painted Wiki Cap A89A8C.png
OluapPlayer Swordz Epic Eric Takamoto GianAwesome Ricci Gabrielwoj

Staff video

Coming soon...in Valve Time

THE COMIC

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THE VIDEO

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No particular order.

  • Nos's Self-Made Wiki
  • Robin Walker makes the wiki official
  • Robin Walker crafts the Wiki Cap from his bare damn hands
    • Tom Bui
  • IRC reference
  • MEET THE WIKI STAFF card
  • Fearless Five
  • Lagg breathing fire
  • Bitter meat and milky pilk
  • Headless Pyros (SPUF) being stupid
    • Balladofwindfishes and Cructo being devoured by headless Pyros
  • Dalokohs Man
  • WindPooter, WindBOT and Spacenet
  • Smashman's shiny prick
  • Tturbo being a damn Spy
  • Seb being abstract
  • RJackson being a Portal fangirl
    • Self-Made Portal Wiki
  • Other mods having cameos etc
  • Wiki server footage
    • Wind being killed by Demopan
  • Cows
  • Fact Sphere trivias being killed

More to come.

Those doggone userboxes

Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
Heavy laugh.png This user page is so small,
it is funny to me!
Fire.png This user is ON FIRE!!
Achieved.png This user has earned 356 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 68%!
User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
“Maggots!”
Jarate.png This user has been conscripted in the 'Official Team Fortress Wiki Jarate Drinking Championships!' Moronia!
Community contributor.png This user is an honored Community contributor.


Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
Golden Wrench IMG.png This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!
Gentlemen.png This user is a Gentleman!
Tf scout kill from behind.png This user "enjoys" Team Fortress 2 at 20 frames per second.
ETF2L Highlander Tournament Participant Medal.png This user participated in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge for the glory of the Wiki!
Flag Brazil.png This user will kick your ass the Brazilian way!
User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.


Gibbed Pyro.png This user tends to fall to pieces.
Tf medic heal under fire.png This user has made over 1,302 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki   and over 1,016 edits to the unofficial Wiki. A total of 2,318!
Outsmart Bullet.png This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
en-2 This user has intermediate knowledge of English.
pt Este utilizador tem como língua materna o português.
Demoman Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: November 3, 2009 (15:21:36 GMT)


Saxton cropped.png This user is Saxton Hale!
“There, there. Have an eagle!”
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
SMB.png This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.


RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
Sam and Max The Devil's Playhouse.jpg This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.
Tf medic heal callers.png EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Poker Night Icon.png This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
Speech mediccall.png This user does not drop Übers on A.
Monkey typewriter.jpg This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing the Team Fortress Wiki right now.
User LordKelvin Spycheck.png This user HATES Spies.
Userbox Nope.png This user is credit to team?...

“Nope”
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.


RiftCraft Userbox.png This user crafted his RIFT set.
Gette it Onne!.png This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.
User Demopan.png This user is a Demopan.
“Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”


Backpack Name Tag.png This user has a Grenade Launcher named "Le Spam"
Backpack Name Tag.png This user has a Pain Train named "Paintraingineer's Severed Head"
Backpack Name Tag.png This user has a Wiki Cap named "M. Wikison"
Cow.png This user prefers the Cow as their melee weapon.
As potato.png This user obtained 3 (out of 36 possible) ARG potatoes on their Steam Community profile.

Dem Items

Template:Item checklist

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