User:Wari

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Trying to work on this page more would make it a not-so copy-paste job — Wari on wiki page creation.

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While I'm not fancy enough to write a real bio, I can provide you with this half-assed sentence that is coming out of me as I think of it.

Who else would be this lazy as to not bother with filling a page with information? Why, Wari of course!

While I'm not a real doctor

They call me Dr. Worm.

Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

I'm interested in things.

I'm not a real doctor,

But I am a real worm;

I am an actual worm.

I live like a worm.

I like to play the drums.

I think I'm getting good,

But I can handle criticism.

I'll show you what I know,

And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.

I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't

Hear the doorbell

When I get into it I can't tell if you are

Watching me twirling the stick.

When I give the signal, my friend

Rabbi Vole will play the solo

Some day somebody else besides me will

Call me by my stage name, they will

Call me Dr Worm.

Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm

I'm interested in things.

I'm not a real doctor,

But I am a real worm;

I am an actual worm.

I live like a worm.

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I like to play the drums.

I think I'm getting good,

But I can handle criticism.

I'll show you what I know,

And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.

I'm not a real doctor,

But they call me Dr. Worm.