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| − | | item-description = What a nice cold crate! We could be able to melt the ice between the cracks, eh? Wait, the sun isn't out. And you probably left your crowbar back in [[Team Fortress Classic| | + | | item-description = What a nice cold crate! We could be able to melt the ice between the cracks, eh? Wait, the sun isn't out. And you probably left your crowbar back in [[Team Fortress Classic|1999]] or somethin'.| att-1-positive = Crate Series #6 |
| item-expiration = Dec 31, 2010 (23:00:00) | | item-expiration = Dec 31, 2010 (23:00:00) | ||
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Revision as of 21:47, 1 July 2011
Gentlementlemen, hello. I welcome you and shake you warmly by the hand. If I wrote some descriptions with that imagination filling some percent of my brain...
Crates
Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10
Crate Series #22
The lock has iced over, only a small slot can be seen. Mann Co. Keys won't fit in the slot. The sun isn't helping. By the eleventh, the entire cooler will have given way and it's contents will be rotten, steel jaw or not.
This item will expire on Jul 11, 2011 (23:00:00).
Festive Winter Crate
Level 10
Crate Series #6
What a nice cold crate! We could be able to melt the ice between the cracks, eh? Wait, the sun isn't out. And you probably left your crowbar back in 1999 or somethin'.
This item will expire on Dec 31, 2010 (23:00:00).
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
Crate Series #21
A locked crate. Need a key to open it. Mann Co. Locksmiths might be able to help. The Mann Co. Store is their middlemann.
Hats ETC.
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1-100
Seemingly a bear trap, this intracite jaw is ready for any fat Sandvich lover killing puny pancake lovers.
Old Guadalajara
Level 1-100
La Pyro es muy caliente!
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1-100
For trading, just use hat. And if that don't work, use LESS hat.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1-100
It's said this makes Pyros fly. Yeah, when props become sentient.
Hotrod
Level 1-100
EMIT FIRE FROM YOUR DISPENSERS! POW! HAHA!*
*Not really.
Saxxy
Level 25 Weapon Symbol
Winner!We have a winner! Now we can statuize those morons and never... oh, they respawn. That would've been nice to know a little earlier. This statue cannot be traded, however boasts you're the winner of the (catergory) catergory of the Saxxy Awards(year)!
