Team Fortress Wiki:IRC/Best of

This page is intended to archive the best moments from the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel.

Lhavelund makes an interesting proposition

<lhavelund> Trading sexual favours for hats.
<UltimateTerabyte> lhavelund
<UltimateTerabyte> add me on steam

Natemckn gives Valve good ideas

<natemckn_> valve should make a "work as a janitor at valve offices" hat
<natemckn_> free labor

TheMedik lets us in on his deepest secrets

   (on the topic of painting Wiki Caps)
< Alex2539> Black looks a little S&M to me
* Medik is now interested

Moussekateer likes what he reads

< lhavelund> agg: I demand a frag video.
< lhavelund> Of you buttsexing Firestorm.
< lhavelund> And nothing else.
* Moussekateer sits up

Hackett tells us about his desires

< Hackett>  Mountainlab makes me want to rip the arms off the nearest dutchman, no offense to the dutch but they have loose arms

Moussekateer and Psychopath are stranded alone after a netsplit

<Psychopath12>  well...we are in an alternate universe that is unpopulated
<Psychopath12>  no, I'm not suggesting procreation

Pilk is no Sexy Lady

 <Psychopath12> pilk, you are bad seductress
 <Psychopath12> no dollar in your g-string
 <Pilk> Our dollars are coins in Australia
 <Pilk> You put them in the slot
 <Psychopath12> oh god what

Wintergreen got Ninja'd

<Wintergreen>	http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Talk:Pryomancer%27s_Mask
<Wintergreen>	There you go, Psychopath12
<Wintergreen>	Second Discussion
<Psychopath12>	I'm already there
<Spacenet>	[RC] - Template:Trans by Ninja - http://j.mp/eNx2n3 (+402) (05:23:33) [Via Havelund]
* Wintergreen	got Ninja'd
<Wintergreen>	Wut;
<K-Mac> 	Psychopath12, idontt know for sure, this one will be revealed over time
<Wintergreen>	The guy that changed the Template...
<Wintergreen>	Was Ninja

Psychopath has Someone mess up his editing Momentum

<Psychopath12>asdkjasdfjasdff edit conflict

Wintergreen forgets you're supposed to limit yourself to one lover at a time.

<Wintergreen> The delicious full meat of RJackson's brand thrusting down my throat with the creamy milky taste of Pilk.

Smashman, hard at work

<@Spacenet> [RC] L Block UserDonaldTFF2 bySmashmann - http://j.mp/gTGGzj (Useless, useless trivia) (01:20:42) [ViaHavelundd]
<@Spacenet> [RC] - Cadaver's Cranium byDonaldTF22 - http://j.mp/hk9f5j (+1) (/* Trivia */) (01:20:44) [ViaHavelundd]
<Psychopath12> oh snap
<Psychopath12> inafterblockk
<+Smashman> HAX

OluapPlayer discovers the IRC user name character limit

<OluapPlayer> (I'm The AlmightyPootMann nowhere)
<Pilk> OluapPlayerr: Liar
<OluapPlayer> Pilkk: DDDDDD:
<Pilk> You are The AlmightyPootMann everywhere
*OluapPlayerr changed nick to The_Almighty_Poo.
<The_Almighty_Poo> olololololl
<Pilk> loll!

Psychopath still at work during a netsplit

[02:22:35] <K-Mac> can you reviewbigbomar'ss other last few edits,degreaserr and battalion backup
[02:22:40] <K-Mac> kinda iffy
[02:22:42] <K-Mac> back up seemsokk
[02:22:46] <K-Mac> not sure aboutdegreaserr
[02:23:21] <Netshroud> I thought the backup was iffy
[02:24:16] <Spacenet> [�RC�] -Degreaserr by Psychopath - http://j.mp/gtOKdV (-278) (/* Bugs */ +65% faster switch speed does not imply instant) (07:24:04) [Via Dyne]
[02:24:29] <Netshroud> hey I was in the middle of undoing that
[02:25:08] <K-Mac> get the other one
[02:25:11] <K-Mac> loll
[02:25:26] <Spacenet> [�RC�] m Battalion's Backup by Psychopath - http://j.mp/fL3yI7 (-130) (Undo edit by [[Special:ContributionsBigboomarrBigboomarr]] ([[User talkBigboomarr|Talk]]) (320122) a bit obvious.) (07:25:10) [Via Dyne]
[02:25:28] <K-Mac> it appears these are his first edits
[02:25:43] <K-Mac> damn ninja Psychopath
[02:25:57] <K-Mac> was there a net*split* before i got here?
[02:26:02] <K-Mac> channel is empty
[02:26:18] <Spacenet> [�RC�] m Battalion's Backup by Psychopath - http://j.mp/gUieS2 (+4) (/* Rage */ problem Netshroud?) (07:26:15) [Via Dyne]

Plenty of Anal-Pushy to go around...

<Tturbo>	I had analpushy once O.O
<Moussekateer>	I've had analpushy toohahaa
<Benjamuffin>	I've had analpushy loads of times on the wiki!!! :O
<Tturbo>	XD

Wind gets physically trolled

<WindPower> I just got trolled hard
<WindPower> My mouse wasn't moving on the screen so I was likewtff
<WindPower> I checked if it was connected, and it was
<WindPower> I struggled with it for a few more minutes, still no movement
<WindPower> Then I lifted the mouse, and looked under it
<WindPower> And on the spot where the laser comes out was a paper version of thetrollfacee, taped on it
<WindPower> And then I exploded
<Moussekateer> hahaa
<Tturbo> WindPowerr got own by troll face

Karma bites Moussekateer in the ass

 *Medikk has joined tfwikii
[00:55:34] <Medik> SCEBBY
[00:55:53] <DrAkcel> medickk!
[00:55:54] *Medikk has quit. (Client Quit)
[00:56:00] <DrAkcel> =(]
[01:00:38] <Moussekateer> hahaa
[01:02:11] *Moussekateerr has quit. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Medik sues...

<WindPower>	Yo I has OCD, sue me D:
<Benjamuffin>	As do I >:
<Benjamuffin>	Sue ME D:
<Medik>	        *sues WindPowerr*
<Benjamuffin>   Awwww I wanted to be sued >:C
<Medik>	        *and Benjamuffinn*
-cue dramatic music-
<WindPower>	clings to Benjamuffinn
<WindPower>	Sue us together Medikk

The adventures of A Wind Potter

* Tturbo has joined #tfwiki
<Tturbo> A Wind Potter !
<Tturbo> iz not here :(
<Gin_Ginster> Wind Potter ?
<Alsoodani> Tturbo: Wind Potter and the Wiki Cap Stone
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the chambers of TFWiki
<Alsoodani> Wind Potter: and the prisoners of TF2wiki
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the goblet of monkey code
<Gin_Ginster> Wind pooter and the Order of the Lagg court
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the Half Blood french
<Benjamoose> WindPotter and the Recent Changes
*Later on...
<Alsoodani> Who would be Wind Potter's Voldemort
<Alsoodani> Benjamort?
<Alsoodani> :D
<K-Mac__> Wind potter and the chamber of robin's secrets ?!?!
DrAkcel> And his friends ?
<DrAkcel> PilkWeasley ?
DrAkcel> And RobinGranger ?

Fendermcbender reveals his true nature

<Tturbo> !seen Pilk
<Spacenet> I have last seen Pilk on Sunday, March 27, 2011, at 9:25:42. That was 13 hours 8 minutes 5 seconds ago.
<Tturbo> He doesn't dare Sleep !
<Esky> The Clown will eat him
<Tturbo> yus !
<Fendermcbender> I will kill him
<Fendermcbender> Like I did Godlike
<Tturbo> exactly
<Tturbo> WAT!
<Fendermcbender> shshssssh
<Tturbo> You DID Godlike O.O
<Fendermcbender> no
<Fendermcbender> god heavens no
<Tturbo> was he any good ?
<Fendermcbender> NO!
<Tturbo> that's what you wrote :P
<Tturbo> I'll never watch you the same ever Fendermcbender
<Tturbo> you broke my heart
* Tturbo runs away crying
<Fendermcbender> ;-;
<Fendermcbender> b-but
<Esky> I was wondering when Tturbo would show up. He's been quiet today, and now you have scarred him for life.
<Esky> Shame!

Pilk is confused about what he's squirting

[23:33]  * Pilk squirts some fresh pik milk
[23:33] <+Pilk> milk*
[23:33] <+Pilk> PILK8
[23:33] <+Pilk> ugh

Stevoisiak in a nutshell

[12:37:11] <Spacenet> [�RC�] RNm Potato Pack by Stevoisiak - http://j.mp/edHveR (+25) (Redirected page to Potato Sack: http://j.mp/hmDi6l) (16:37:07) [Via Dyne]
[12:38:23] <Stevoisiak> I never thought Id have to make a redirect for potato.... DAMN YOU VALVE!
[12:38:45] <Ohyeahcrucz> i always thought you would
[12:39:07] <Stevoisiak> Lol. True

The Legend of Señor Laggesto

[23:59:45] <MogDog66> Say Lagg
[23:59:51] <MogDog66> Senor Laggesto
[...]
[00:01:13] <MogDog66> Senor Laggeso saves all the pretty mexican ladies from the banditos
[00:01:34] <MogDog66> And then rides off into the sunset on his black stallion
[00:01:54] <MogDog66> Like a black streak of lighting fading away into the unknown
[00:02:13] <MogDog66> I think I took that a bit too far
[...]
[00:05:44] <MogDog66> It should be "Did you know Lagg is actually Señor Laggesto, savior of the pretty mexican ladies and slayer of the bantioes?
[00:05:44] <K-Mac> :-O
[00:06:11] <WindPower> inb4 [[Team Fortress Wiki:IRC/Trivia]] creation
[...]
[00:07:10] <MogDog66> Agg, the post apocalyptic wastelander
[...]
[00:07:32] <MogDog66> Legend calls him the scourge of the wastes, for he shows no kindness
[...]
[00:07:51] <MogDog66> Legend has it that his name comes from his victims dying words
[00:07:54] <MogDog66> "AAAAAAGGGGGGGG"
[00:08:03] <K-Mac> its not even that long
[00:08:07] <K-Mac> its AG
[00:08:09] <K-Mac> then you blow up
[00:08:26] <K-Mac> the extra g is for when they think in the after life "Gee i wonder what just happened"
[00:08:26] <MogDog66> Lagg will have some fun reading these logs :3
[00:08:37] <MogDog66> Legend has it.....
[...]
[00:09:46] <MogDog66> That he was called Lag, but when he was typing it, his keyboard lagged too much, and Lag thought it was un-responsive, so he hit the mighty G key again. At that moment, his computer unfroze from its dreary time slumber and then typed TWO G's, thus dooming Lagg to carry around the bastard second G that was never meant to be

Spacenet REALLY doesn't know if Ohyeahcrucz should buy Mount & Blade

[15:19] <Ohyeahcrucz> im not sure whether i should spend all my money to buy mount and blade
[15:19] <Ohyeahcrucz> the one with the promo
[15:20] <Ohyeahcrucz> !calc 17 BRL in USD
[15:20] <@Spacenet> 17 Brazilian reals = 10.6918 US dollars
[...]
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:21]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> :/
[15:21] <+EpicEric> !8ball Ohyeahcrucz is doing drugs?
[15:21] <@Spacenet> Don't consider it.
[15:21] <+EpicEric> Okay
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:21]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:22] <+EpicEric> FAIL AGAIN
[15:22] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:22]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:22] <Ohyeahcrucz> oh you

Problem discovers Stevoisiak's job in redirects, how and Netshroud let him loose in the ARG wiki

[21:31:05] <Problem> Oh hey, steve works for the wiki... I had no idea
[21:31:28] <MogDog66> Yeah he's moved beyond redirects for the most part
[21:31:40] <Problem> My goodness, I had no idea
[21:31:44] <Stevoisiak> Me? Yeah, I got over 2,000 edits
[21:32:06] <Lagg> How many of those are redirects?
[21:32:13] <Stevoisiak> Id say.... Half?
[...]
[21:37:06] <Stevoisiak> Over the last 60 days, I have made 258 redirects, and made 244 new pages.... How the fuck is that possible?
[21:37:22] <Problem> You have no soul?
[...]
[22:19:54] <Stevoisiak> Im goin to bed.
[22:19:59] <FLUDDGadd> goodnight
[22:20:00] * Esky waves
[22:20:07] <Xenak> Bye!
[22:20:21] <OluapPlayer> Bye
[22:20:30] <Esky> Hmm, the IRC is slowly dying. Could it be... Pun time?
[22:20:40] <JustaGigolo> Pun me, baby
[22:20:40] <Netshroud> oh no
[22:20:47] <Netshroud> I have to go soon, I'll probably miss the puns
[22:21:01] <Esky> You can always check my Contribution list ;)
[22:21:24] <Stevoisiak> But before I go to bed..... I leave you with this.
[22:21:40] <Spacenet> [�RC�] RN S0ldi3r by Stevoisiak - http://j.mp/kw2AuE (+21) (Redirected page to Soldier: http://j.mp/ijyery) (02:21:26) [Via Dyne]
[22:21:41] <JustaGigolo> What
[22:22:07] <Stevoisiak> :3
[22:22:09] <FLUDDGadd> the pun times
[22:22:11] * Esky hangs head
[22:22:12] <FLUDDGadd> are upon us
[22:22:14] <Esky> Stevo!
[22:22:20] <Stevoisiak> Bye! :D
[22:22:21] <OluapPlayer> These are quite punny times
[22:22:22] * Stevoisiak has quit. (Quit: Page closed)
[22:22:24] * Esky shakes fist
[...]
[23:06:40] <Netshroud> it was fun when I approved Stevo's ARG account because I recognised him from there, then he started creating useless redirects :U
[23:06:50] <Moussekateer> lol
[23:06:52] * Esky shakes head
[23:06:58] <Netshroud> I was like "Oh that's right, he was that guy."
[23:07:07] <Moussekateer> He's already found the portal wiki
[23:07:12] <Moussekateer> There is no stopping him now

Xenak discovers Lagg's dirty secret

[16:41] <Stevoisiak> The lagg pleaser can be given by someone other than lagg. I should know. I gave the wikichievement to [[User:Lagg]]
[16:41] <@Spacenet> User:Lagg: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User%3ALagg
[16:42] <Xenak> Wait a second.
[16:42] <Xenak> Does that mean Lagg pleased himself?
[16:42] <Ohyeahcrucz> that sounds weird
[16:42] <FLUDDGadd> ba dum tiss
[16:42] <Xenak> =)

Is anyone alive?

[22:52:21] <psychopath121> anyone alive?
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[22:53:06] * ballad has quit. (Quit: Page closed)
[22:53:09] <Ohyeahcrucz> psychopath121: nope

Everyone's an idiot

[22:34] <godlike11219> kritzkast should invite a tf2 wiki guy into the show everytime to make the cast more informational ;)
[22:34] <godlike11219> guy = moderator ;)
[22:35] <Ohyeahcrucz> godlike11219: implying tf2 wiki people know stuff
[22:35] <Stevoisiak> Lol
[22:35] <Nixshadow> XD

Wingless_ is traumatized for life

[17:11:26] <+Epic_Eric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSOSB1eLDcg This video is wrong in so many levels
[17:11:48] <Wingless_> Oh Christ, what is this Epic_Eric D:
[17:11:59] <+Epic_Eric> IKR
[17:12:02] <Wingless_> OH GOD WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
[17:12:10] <+Epic_Eric> CANNOT BE UNSEEN
[17:12:11] <Stevoisiak> Oh god, thats worse than the ORIGINAL video
[17:12:57] <Stevoisiak> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8zwyn6ffo
[17:13:04] <Ohyeahcrucz> Epic_Eric: i saw that before
[17:14:14] <Wingless_> OH
[17:14:16] <Wingless_> GOD!
[17:14:18] <Wingless_> WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
[17:14:29] <Wingless_> I CAN NEVER LOOK AT ANY CLASS THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Wind's inner child

[19:49:57] <WindPower> WindBOT as sentry wheeeee