User:Steviejoejimbob

I play TF2. I read the wiki. Sometimes I edit the wiki. The server move is exciting though I wish I didn't have to create a new account. Steviejoejimbob 19:45, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey guys party stuff down here VV

GOD DAMMIT BRING MONEY I DON'T CARE IF YOU SWEAR YOU BROUGHT MONEY BUT SOMEBODY JUST HAPPENED TO MUG YOU ON THE WAY HERE IN MY QUIET UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD, YOUR POOR ASS GETS TURNED AWAY WITHOUT DELICIOUS FOOD MONEY.

This thing starts Friday and goes all through Saturday too but you don't have to stay.

☭LEFT 4 DEAD 2 LAN☭

Bring these because we will need them for this to work:

• Xbox 360s
• 360 controllers (what kind of idiot brings a console without controllers unless they are specifically told to bring them also? Not you I hope!)
• Left 4 Dead 2 and Left 4 Dead. Bring all of them you can find! Borrow copies from your rich friends if you have to, we want all of these ever made.
• Ethernet routers and cables so we can hook all this shit up.

☭TIMESPLITTERS 2 LAN☭

I know what you're thinking; I must have tripped while nearby the computer, and when reaching out with my hand to catch myself I slapped the keyboard, accidentally typing "Timesplitters 2 LAN" into this text window. It must have been a great coincidence that the shift key was held when those keys were pressed in that improbable order, and even more improbable that the message opened and ended itself with symbols that don't appear on any keyboard. Despite what you may think, there really will be a Timesplitters 2 LAN but only with your help! I've managed to acquire a single PS2 copy of the highly acclaimed (and infuriatingly rare) Timesplitters 2. Some of you have played the Gamecube version and languished at the 4-player splitscreen. Now we can play like big boys with 16-player multi-screen! You will probably never experience this again in your life so missing this is worse than suicide. I am going to burn copies of this single disc and then you will all bring your PS2s to this party and I will personally mod each one to play backups. They need to either be a Slim PS2 or a fat PS2 with the network adapter add-on. Please for the love of god bring a slim PS2. We can have only one fat PS2 because they are really hard to mod so it will run my single legit copy. Here's what you need to bring for this to work if you have any of these things:

• Slim PS2s or a fat one with the network adapter. If you don't have one ask your friends and their friends or go to Target I don't care just bring all the goddamn PS2s in Seattle to my house.
• Copies of Timesplitters 2. Yeah right like you have a copy of this game, but if you do that's one less console to mod or one more fat console we can use.
• Memory cards. NETWORKING DOES NOT WORK WITHOUT A MEMORY CARD FOR EACH CONSOLE. It's not going to mess up your saves it's just going to create a tiny file with unique network info that you can delete later if you want.
• Controllers. We want them all.
• Multitaps. Those things that let you plug 4 controllers into one console. Kinda rare but if you have one it would help us pinch through with fewer consoles.

☭☭☭BRING TELEVISIONS OR EVERYTHING EVER WILL BE IN VAIN☭☭☭

If you have stuff you want to bring but don't want to carry it on the bus and don't live on the Moon I might be willing to pick you up.

☭OTHER STUFF YOU SHOULD THINK OF BRINGING☭

• A sleeping bag or blanket for when your gross meatsack can't stand up anymore and you're thinking about stealing the entire couch from people who are still awake. Take this and go sleep on a carpet.
• Deodorant you disgusting neckbeard.

☭Don't bring this shit:☭

This is a square party and despite the "cool" kids among you it will be mostly minors and it's my parents house so don't bring alcohol. If you get drunk somehow I will have to kick you out. If you smoke you have to do it outside. If you bring something even heavier what the fuck is wrong with you this is a nerd party don't you have other friends for that?

So ring me up and you better tell me something good.

206-940-9213