User:Satorifan

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Basic information
Type:	PC/Internets Junkie
Health:	98.5% (or is it degrees Fahrenheit?)
Speed:	111uh...1%
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Engineer (Wears a V. Golden Ten Gallon. BE JEALOUS!)
Favourite maps:	Egypt/2fort/Thunder Mountain, I can't choose.
Favourite weapons:	Degreaser (Gas Jockey Set, in case you were wondering.)
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/simm13 (Now be good, mkay?)

“

Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS! Click to listen — This user, giving construction advice to Engineers

”

Otherwise known as "That guy that done won himself a Tyrant's Helm as part of a Medieval Update contest thingy". Yep, that's me. PS: "IS IN" IS your second clue.

If my avatar there had the Essential Accessories on and was wielding a Boston Basher, I'd be full of joy. And maybe a Shortstop and a Lugermorph strapped to his belt.

A few more details:

• Preferred custom HUD: FrankenHUD
• Favorite community update: the Fancy vs. Nasty Update
• Likes fixes for the stuff Valve is too lazy to fix/improvements to things Valve made(see: Shugo's icon pack)
• Is looking forward to The TF2 Emporium's Medieval Update
• Wants to own all of TF2's weapons (not counting the Vintage Lugermorph and the Golden Wrench)
• Wants Valve to fix his Steam Wallet issues (LET ME ADD MONEY DAMMIT)
• Wants Fancy V. Nasty Update hats
• Would do demonstration videos if he didn't have custom stuff in his game (Again: Shugo's icon pack)
• Said Vintage Golden Texas Ten Gallon is called "The Stetson of Ten THOUSAND Two Steps". You may now bow down to me. Take your time.
• Likes the Advanced Weaponiser mod

Userboxes.exe

Basic info

This user is American, pardner!

Howdy, I'm a Texan!

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.

This user has made over 150 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!

This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 5324 days.

This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.

This user supports The Two Wiki Union.

This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user page is so small, it is funny to me!

No smoking please!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

TF2-Related

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”

This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”

This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”

This user is buildin' a Sentry

This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”

This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”

Thish usher hash a Shahanshah.

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: November 11, 2009 (15:32:16 GMT)

This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge which is Level 2, requiring roughly 230 more duel wins to upgrade it.

This user tends to fall to pieces.

This user has earned 334 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 64%!

This user has earned 19 of the 47 general achievements. That's 40%!

This user has earned 28 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 72%!

This user has earned 37 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 93%!

This user has earned 34 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 89%!

This user has earned 33 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 80%!

This user has earned 38 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 90%!

This user has earned 37 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 97%!

This user has earned all of the 5 Scarechievements!

This user has earned 33 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 77%!

This user has earned 31 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 70%!

This user has earned 31 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 82%!

This user has earned all of the 4 Ghostchievements!

This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!

This user has spent 1241 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.

This user's TF2 stats can be found here

This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.

This user loves to rename his items.

This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.

This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!

This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!

This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

This user constantly calls for MEDIC!

This user owns 22 hats! (Probably 21 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

(10 of the hats I own are promotional.) 

If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

Limited items/Halloween hats/Item sets/Stranges

This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.

This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.

This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.

Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user owns the Dealer's Visor.

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user owns the Bounty Hat.

This user owns the Superfan.

This user owns the Essential Accessories.

This user owns a Genuine Dead Cone.

This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!

This user owns the Spiral Sallet.

This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.

This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.

This user owns the Cadaver's Cranium.

This user owns the Horrific Headsplitter.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.

This user owns the Saxton Hale Mask.

This user is a Gas Jockey Pyro.

*Gas Jockey's Gear items were purchased from day one.

This user owns a Strange eyelander.

Etc.

This user is a member of the Unofficial Portal Wiki

This user loves black humour.

This user remembers it so you don't have to.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user obtained 2 (out of 36 possible) ARG potatoes on their Steam Community profile.

This user earned 9 (out of 76 possible) prize tickets, and unlocked 0 prizes.

This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

This user's computer is powered by AMD.

This user plays TF2 with a mouse.

This user uses Opera as his web browser.

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