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==Weapons I wish were real==
 
==Weapons I wish were real==
 
{| padding=0.5em align=center
 
{| padding=0.5em align=center
|{{Backpack item
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| style="vertical-align: top;" | {{Backpack item
| width = 500px
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| item-name = Ullapool Caber
| item-name = Sniper Rifle
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| custom-name = The Russian Denial of Service
| quality = Valve
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| quality = Community
| item-level = Level 100 Sniper Rifle
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| item-level = Level 100 Lag Inducer
| neutral-attributes = Given to Valve Employees<br />Effect: Flying Giblets}}
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| att-1-neutral = Lag out all the wee lassies with this bomb!
|{{Backpack item
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| att-2-positive = +100% lag increase on target when killed with it.
| width = 500px
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| att-3-positive = +52% annoying
| item-name = Bat
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| att-4-positive = +100% rage-inducing
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| att-5-negative = Kills user on hit
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| att-6-negative = No random critical hits
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| width = 350px
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}}
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{|
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| style="vertical-align: top;" | {{Backpack item
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| item-name = Pain Train
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| custom-name = Unusual Pain Train
 
| quality = Unusual
 
| quality = Unusual
| level-and-type        = Level 1337
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| item-level = Level 100 Item Trader Attractor
| att-1-neutral = Given to valuable Community Contributors
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| att-1-neutral = Summoned from the pits of Hell, tastes a bit like scrumpy though.
| att-2-neutral = Effect: Community Sparkle
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| att-2-positive = Upgrades and repair buildings on hit
| item-description = Haunted by the HHH himself!}}
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| att-3-positive = Damage removes Sappers 
|}
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| att-4-positive = +1 capture rate on wearer
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| att-5-negative = Really unfitting
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| att-6-negative = No random critical hits
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| att-7-negative = OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PAINTRAIN CAN I HAVE IT?!
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| width = 350px
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}}
  
 
== Those dang User boxes ==
 
== Those dang User boxes ==

Revision as of 22:41, 7 September 2011

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Weapons I wish were real

Backpack Ullapool Caber.png

"The Russian Denial of Service"
Level 100 Lag Inducer
Lag out all the wee lassies with this bomb!
+100% lag increase on target when killed with it.
+52% annoying
+100% rage-inducing
Kills user on hit
No random critical hits

Backpack Pain Train.png

"Unusual Pain Train"
Level 100 Item Trader Attractor
Summoned from the pits of Hell, tastes a bit like scrumpy though.
Upgrades and repair buildings on hit
Damage removes Sappers
+1 capture rate on wearer
Really unfitting
No random critical hits
OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PAINTRAIN CAN I HAVE IT?!

Those dang User boxes

Achieved.png This user has earned 379 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 73%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 674.2 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
Userbox Brony Fluttershy.png This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Fluttershy.
User Spy.png This user is a Spy.
“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
UserboxBF3.jpg This user was a Battlefield 3 Alpha Tester. Hooah!
Community contributor.png This user doesn't have a community item.
But wants one!
PS3.PNG This user plays PS3.
Cow.png This user prefers the Cow as their melee weapon.
Gold Spy.png This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.