User:Roshen

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  Hi, my name is Roshen. I love sandvich and Drist-Cola very much! But I eat only freakin' leftovers and drink Sniper's jarate. I often substitute Grand-O-Rand in commission of the announcer,editor, translator, physicist, dancer, violinist, judge and president. All money I had earn I'll give to him. Oh, almost forgot, i have and own corporation - Roshen Co. Dis corp fabricate milk, kefir, sour cream etc. Fabrication of these products is top secret....

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This user is Russian. Beware of bears!	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	g This user plays Garry's Mod.
This user is an Engineer.	This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user owns a Genuine Geisha Boy.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
This user uses Opera as his web browser.	This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.	This user drinks far too much Scrumpy.	This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.

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