User:Mr. Hoff

“

And that's what you get for touchin' THAT! Click to listen — Mr. Hoff to you

”

Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!

If you really want to ask me something (Why WOULD you, exactly?) then go on over to my talkpage.

Otherwise, welcome to my page!

About Me

Just some guy who plays TF2. hope to SOMEDAY get hats. ANY hats.

Commonly playing as any class, really, but prefer Pyro, Demoman, Engineer and Heavy.

Additional information

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user is dominating you! HUNT THEM DOWN.	This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”
Wrench smashin' mah Spy!	Cheers, mate!	This user loves rocking out with their Earbuds.	This user owns 2 hats! (Probably 1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!	This user has racked up 5000 kills with their sentry guns.	This user did 1 million points of total blast damage.	This user has earned 360 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 69%!
This user drinks far too much tea.