User:Ownage Hamster

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“

I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. — The Heavy on the Hamster

”

The Ownage Hamster is a maniac hamster of indeterminate origin who has a fervent fondness for all things butt kicking related. Usually, the hamster appears to be kicking butt. The hamster specializes in fighting enemies at close range using his Axtinguisher. Enemies set on death suffer from afterlife and take additional damage over time, allowing the hamster to excel at hit-and-run tactics. Due to the axtinguisher’s crit chance, the hamster is stronger at closer ranges and relies heavily on ambushing, taking alternate routes to catch opponents off-guard.

Although categorized as an epic class, the hamster brings a few sources of utility to the battlefield. The hamster’s fart, for example, can reflect enemy projectiles, extinguish burning teammates, and forcibly reposition any enemy, even one under the effects of an ÜberCharge.

Because enemies hit by fists are visibly dead, the hamster is the best class for Spy-checking, as even a small puff of knuckle sandwiches can nullify the Spy’s Cloak and disguise. Additionally, the hamster can use the fists to protect an Engineer’s buildings from enemy Spies or use the feet to jump to normally unreachable places.

The hamster wears the Hazmat Headcase, Professor Speks, and the Respectless Rubber Glove. The Professor Speks are slightly slid down his nose.

The Ownage Hamster is voiced by the Ownage Hamster.

Bio

Name: Jack Location of origin: Earth Job: Template:W Motto: "TRIPLE UPPERCUT!!!" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: We know that you are reading this to get tips so you wont die. No.

Update history

{{Update history | January 1, 1 Patch

• You died.

Gallery

• Ownage.png

  The hamster playing axe guitar.

See also

• Death

Whats up yall, im the most ownage hamster on the planet.

"Hammy's Headpinner"
Level 1000 Stick
+100% damage bonus
Crits on hit
Infinite ammo
Fires 200% faster
100% faster move speed on hamsters
On kill: Ubercharges user for 10 minutes
Only usable by hamsters
"If you are reading this you are probably pinned to a wall."

Gift from: Me

( Not in your inventory )

Kill icon for the Hammy's Headpinner:

"The ID Theft"
THE HAX!!
+100% damage bonus
Crits on facestab
Drains all of victims health
Pulls victims towards you
100% faster move speed on hamsters
Steals identity from victim
Only usable by hamsters
"Now wheres the money?!"

Gift from: Me

( Not in your inventory )

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