Crafty Hair

The Crafty Hair is a headgear item for the scout, soldier, medic, heavy, and engineer added in the September 4th patch. It resembles Duke Nukems hair, and is most likely a promotional item for Duke Nukem Forever

If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.