User:Nooch

Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (15:36:32 GMT)

It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place! Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.

This user owns 238 hats! (Probably 237 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

History

Nooch is the relentless leader of the Army of NoochLand. The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of Unique Items. Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the War! Update, the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter. The Army's 1st campaign began December 28th. The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight. Then, on the 73rd day, the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all 36 Unique Hats available.

Six months later, The Mann-Conomy Update proved to be the next worthy challenge. During both the 119th Update and The Engineer Update, The Army of NoochLand was on leave and not active for any summertime months. Nooch quickly depleted his +100 Refined Metal reserve trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection. Then, The Army of NoochLand was called back to duty October 13th.

With an additional 26 members enlisted, the Army's 2nd Tour set it's sights on first, the new Mann-Conomy Update items. Then second, the new Scream Fortress Update items. After 33 days all objectives are complete. In addition, the new Poker Night at the Inventory items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Today, The Army of NoochLand continues marching on into the winter months keeping Nooch's feet toasty warm.

Backpacks

Backpacks
Nooch	Unique Items	Hats	Metal	Weapons	Dueling	Tags	Paint

	thenooch	noochman	anoochman	bnoochman	cnoochman	fnoochman	gnoochman

One Eye! One Horn!

“

"Hats may be nice, but the ladies prefer a big stack of metal!"

— Nooch

”

Inventory

Checklist
Scout	1	3	3	2	2	2	1	1

	Batter's Helmet	Baseball Bill's Sports Shine	Ye Olde Baker Boy	Bonk Helm	Troublemaker's Tossle Cap	Whoopee Cap	Bombing Run	Milkman

	+	+	+	+	+	+	+

	Force-A-Nature	Bonk! Atomic Punch	Sandman	Crit-a-Cola	Shortstop	Mad Milk	Holy Mackerel

Sniper	3	2	2	3	1	1	1

	Trophy Belt	Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative	Master's Yellow Belt	Professional's Panama	Shooter's Sola Topi	Bloke's Bucket Hat	Ol' Snaggletooth

	+	+	+	+	+	+	+

	Huntsman	Jarate	Razorback	Tribalman's Shiv	Sydney Sleeper	Darwin's Danger Shield	Bushwacka

Soldier	1	1	2	3	2	1	1	1	1	1

	Soldier's Stash	Gentle Manne's Service Medal	Tyrant's Helm	Stainless Pot	Killer's Kabuto	Sergeant's Drill Hat	Chieftain's Challenge	Dr's Dapper Topper	Stout Shako	Grenadier's Softcap

	+	+	+	+	+	+	+

	Direct Hit	Buff Banner	Equalizer	Gunboats	Black Box	Battalion's Backup	Rocket Jumper

Demoman	2	4	1	1	3	1	1	1

	Demoman's Fro	Glengarry Bonnet	Scotsman's Stove Pipe	Hustler's Hallmark	Tippler's Tricorne	Sober Stuntman	Carouser's Capotain	Rimmed Raincatcher

	+	+	+	+	+	+	+

	Scottish Resistance	Chargin' Targe	Eyelander	Pain Train	Scotsman's Skullcutter	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Sticky Jumper

Medic	3	2	4	2	2	1

	Prussian Pickelhaube	Vintage Tyrolean	Otolaryngologist's Mirror	Physician's Procedure Mask	Ze Goggles	Gentleman's Gatsby

	+	+	+	+

	Blutsauger	Kritzkrieg	Übersaw	Vita-Saw

Heavy	2	3	2	1	3	2	1	1

	Football Helmet	Officer's Ushanka	Tough Guy's Toque	Hound Dog	Heavy Duty Rag	Pugilist's Protector	Hard Counter	Cadaver's Cranium

	+	+	+	+	+

	Natascha	Sandvich	Killing Gloves of Boxing	Dalokohs Bar	Gloves of Running Urgently

Pyro	3	1	2	1	3	1	1	1	1	1

	Pyro's Beanie	Brigade Helm	Respectless Rubber Glove	Triboniophorus Tyrannus	Vintage Merryweather	Whiskered Gentleman	Old Guadalajara	Napper's Respite	Handyman's Handle	Attendant

	+	+	+	+	+	+

	Backburner	Flare Gun	Axtinguisher	Homewrecker	Degreaser	Powerjack

Spy	1	2	5	2	3	1

	Fancy Fedora	Backbiter's Billycock	Camera Beard	Magistrate's Mullet	Frenchman's Beret	Familiar Fez

	+	+	+	+	+

	Ambassador	Dead Ringer	Cloak and Dagger	L'Etranger	Your Eternal Reward

Engineer	2	2	1	1	1	3

	Mining Light	Texas Slim's Dome Shine	Texas Ten Gallon	Engineer's Cap	Hotrod	Safe'n'Sound

	+	+	+	+	+

	Golden Wrench	Frontier Justice	Wrangler	Gunslinger	Southern Hospitality

Promo	4	1	7	1	2	6	6	6	6

	Bill's Hat	Max's Severed Head	Lumbricus Lid	Alien Swarm Parasite	Mann Co. Cap	Ellis' Cap	Dealer's Visor	License to Maim	Dangeresque, Too?

	+	+	+	+	+

	Lugermorph	Big Kill	Frying Pan	Iron Curtain	Enthusiast's Timepiece

All	0	0	4	3	3	2	1	0

	Earbuds	Polycount Pin	Cheater's Lament	Modest Pile of Hat	Noble Amassment of Hats	Towering Pillar of Hats	Horrific Headsplitter	Wiki Cap

Event	6	4	12	33	3	4

	Ghastly Gibus	Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask	Ghastlier Gibus	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head	Voodoo Juju	Spine-Chilling Skull

	34	37	30	33	37	22	36	26	44	5

	Scout Mask	Sniper Mask	Soldier Mask	Demoman Mask	Medic Mask	Heavy Mask	Pyro Mask	Spy Mask	Engineer Mask	Saxton Hale Mask

Metal	25	70	2	1			Key	Have	Want	Skip

	Haunted Metal Scrap	Refined Metal	Reclaimed Metal	Scrap Metal