User:Lagg/OPTF2/Quotes

• "I only use OPTF2" --Michael Scott
• "I can't live without OPTF2" -- Oprah
• "OPTF2 saved my life" -- Lance Armstrong
• "A world without OPTF2, is like a world without Jello Pop" -- Bill Cosby
• "I check under my bed for OPTF2 before I sleep." -- Chuck Norris
• "If I had to fight OPTF2 I would be more concerned about surviving than winning." -- Chuck Norris
• "OPTF2 got me off the streets. Now I make $10 million a year!" -- Medik
• "OPTF2 makes my refined metals look more valuable." -- McScrooge
• "It was worth the wait." -- Gabe Newell
• "It was worth my weight." -- Gabe Newell
• "I lost my legs during a freak pencil sharpening accident. Thanks to OPTF2, I can sing again!" -- Benjamuffin
• "OPTF2, faster than the speed of light" -- Albert Einstein
• "Nobody does backpack navigation like OPTF2!" -- Colonel Sanders