Talk:Valve's Team Fortress
Does anyone know of a playable beta of this game? Orangebox player (talk) 19:00, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
Moriarty's TF2 Preview/Review and how a joke article was used as proof
How did one one in around 10 years even read or check to see if any info from this joke article is even true or factual, why was it re-added once it was removed due to be obviously a joke and not true?
If one does not believe me when I say that "Moriarty's TF2 Preview/Review" is a joke article, I will provide my list of my favorite jokes from said article. 1. "...I made like I didn't notice when my chauffeur protested after not getting a penny. It's so easy to exploit the simple folk, it almost shames me." 2. "...She spat out an order to get back to work if he valued the lives of his wife and children..." 3. "I turned over a mop bucket and kicked aside the decaying corpse of Damian Scott so I could have a seat next to Robin and see exactly what he was doing." 4. "...a holographic Yoda dressed in battle armor, complete with puppeteer." 5. "I was "born" in a dark corner of the map (apparently they use this term for more realism -- everyone knows you just don't "spawn")." 6. "Oh, and I think they made some changes to the sentry gun, or something, but they're not anything spectacular. You can wait." 7. "There's nothing really special about this class other than the model. You can see his hair waving in the wind as his disembodied head floats by on a cushion of air. Whoa." 8. "At this point, Robin started coughing up blood; thankfully, I managed to convince the "bad man with the whip" (as he is referred to) that he needed medical assistance."
These are all from the same source that lists sniper as being able to go invisible, soldier have a jetpack, and that the sniper rifle dot can cut through things. ScarlettRuby (talk) 03:29, 26 January 2023 (UTC)
- Hi there, note that passive aggressiveness does note make you look good. Note that undos are also not a personal attack.
GrampaSwood (talk) 10:04, 26 January 2023 (UTC)