User:Focusknock

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No u fix it. — RJackson 'Lazybones'

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I think it's safe to say Focus is back again. ;) — CruelCow

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You aren't a problem. — Lagg

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I clean up your failures so you can sip champagne in the IRC wearing your Wiki Cape eating your Wiki Cake looking at your Wiki Fakes.

Inside jokes aside, yus hello. I'm a law student, but I'm also very much obsessed with TF2. Apparently the two interests can coexist. I'm a regular editor on this wiki, hence the Wiki Cap. I regularly look over the weapon pages, but I do often venture into other areas.

Do not be alarmed if I occassionally (read: All the time) butt heads over something. This is normal.

Trading Hilarities

Total offers for Max's Severed Head: 8

• 1st biggest offer: 2 unusuals (purple confetti tossle cap and vivid plasma christmas tree)
• 2nd biggest offer: 10 refined
• 3rd biggest offer: 4 Bill's Hats, all coloured differently

Total offers for Wiki Cap: 15

• 1st biggest offer: A crate and 5 weapons
• 2nd biggest offer: 4 weapons
• 3rd biggest offer: Can I have it for free?

Total offers for Big Kill: 2

• 4 non-vintage hats (he added a fifth when I declined)

Achievements

• Created the weapon page guidelines on my own, with little help.
• Somehow made seb believe the above statement referred to the wiki cap guidelines.
• Rewrote practically every weapon page.
• Introduced the Update History and Bugs sections.
• Left the wiki, then started reading it again, tutted at terrible edits, then came back
• Became a moderator, then gave it up when leaving the wiki (They don't need another mod now anyway)
• Spied successfully on the IRC (GeminiVIRIS: 'I backtraced him!') before giving up and joining in for real
• Created the Cow page (many thanks to everyone who helped out with it!)

"Editor's Epiphany" Level 20 SPARKLE SPARKLE Cow Level 10 Prop I have other named items, just can't be bothered to list them right now. Have a gander at these little beauties This user has spent 1458 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2! This user has earned 297 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 57%! This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 24th, 2009 This user owns 39 hats! (Probably 38 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.) This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 160 frames per second. This user has earned 37 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 88%! This user has earned 17 of the 47 general achievements. That's 36%! This user has earned 34 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 83%! This user plays TF2 with a mouse. This user is British, and damn proud of it. This user supports Steam as a content delivery system. This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap. This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus. This user owns Max's Severed Head. This user owns the Big Kill. This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph. This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat. This user owns the Cheater's Lament. This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap? This user owns the Frying Pan. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user owns the Dealer's Visor. This user owns the Iron Curtain. This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece. This user owns the License to Maim. This user owns the Lugermorph. This user owns the Dangeresque, Too? This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items. This user owns the Bounty Hat. This user possesses all of the Monday Night Combat pre-order promotional items. This user disguises as a Scout. Rainbows wish they could make him cry. This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!" g This user plays Garry's Mod. This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking. Custom DIE This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?" DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice. :) This user gets other people to do stuff for them. This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything. FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later. This user guts Trivia Executioners like cornish game hen. This user lost too many duels to RJackson. He must use aimbot.