Mozart

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Mozart
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Basic information
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Type:	#1 Mozart Fan
Gender:	Male
Health:	-20
Speed:	100% 500% when being chased by bastard Pyros
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Engineer, Spy
Favourite maps:	2fort, Coldfront, Nightfall, Upward
Favourite weapons:	Southern Hospitality Enforcer
Favourite hats:	Texas Ten Gallon Backbiter's Billycock
Contact information
Steam page:	=(e)=™ Mozart

“

Can't take your call at the moment, playing SKYRIM. — Mozart

”

Exactly why you're here, hell if I know. But guten tag anyways!

I play TF2 obviously, and am currently a member of EdgeGamers Organization (inb4 hate). I'm surely the biggest Mozart nerd on the site and arguably Team Fortress 2, and damn proud of it too. I play both Engineer and Spy as main classes (a bit of an oxymoron, eh?), but I'm more of an Engie at heart.

I'm an experienced Wiki editor, but I doubt I'll be needed much around here, you guys fix everything so quickly. That's all for now, folks!

Userboxes or something like that

en This user has a native understanding of English.	de-2 Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch auf fortgeschrittenem Niveau.
This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”
This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user is buildin' a Sentry
This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: June 4, 2010 (22:32:32 GMT)	This user drinks far too much Old Geezer Draft Beer.
This user owns a Balaclavas are Forever Vintage Texas Ten Gallon.	This user owns a Vintage Southern Hospitality.
This user owns a Vintage Frontier Justice.	This user owns a Vintage Gunslinger.
Cheers, mate!

Some music this Mozart nerd plays TF2 to

I even skipped to the "best" parts of the songs, for you impatient non-classical music people.

• Eine kleine nachtmusik, Movement 1, K. 525
• Piano Concerto No. 10 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 365
• Piano Concerto No. 22 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 482
• Piano Concerto No. 24 in C minor, Movement 1, K. 491
• Piano Concerto No. 5 in D major, Movement 1, K. 175
• Sinfonia Concertante for violin and viola in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 364
• Symphony No. 41 in C major, Movement 4, K. 551
• Symphony No. 39 in E-flat major, Movement 4, K. 543
• Symphony No. 36 in C major, Movement 4, K. 425
• Violin Concerto No. 3 in G major, Movement 1, K. 216
• Piano Quartet No. 1 in G minor, Movement 1, K. 478

Hat Fortress 2

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A more... liberal interpretation of TF2 weaponry

"Spammer's Headshotting Infrared Trash" Level -3 Spamstick +500% hitbox +90% random headshot chance -98% effort On kill: +10% e-peen size On kill: -5% overall skill Nobody likes you Because "skill" just doesn't cut it sometimes

I'll think of more later...