User:Texaneer

“

Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer.

— Texaneer

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Name:	Mike
Location of origin:	"Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland)
Job:	Weapon merchant
Motto:	"Like to make stuff"
Emblems:	50px 50px
Description:	A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some polish pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face. ... But he's too lazy to do something.

Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

Hurr
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus -20% damage penalty
	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty Requires 15 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty
Soldier	Melee Equalizer	Block healing while in use is positive stat	Block healing while in use is now a negative stat instead of positive
Pyro	Primary Backburner	+10% damage bonus Random crits enabled Deflected projectiles are mini-critical	No damage bonus Random crits disabled Deflected projectiles are fully critical
Demoman	Melee Eyelander	~	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed
	Melee Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Unusual quality	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed Haunted quality
	Melee Nessie's Nine Iron	~	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty 30% longer spin up time	-15% damage penalty 25% longer spin up time