User:SockMcCormick

Sock L. McCormick
Basic information
Type:	Transvestite
Gender:	Undefinable
Health:	Poor
Speed:	Sluggish
Birth place:	The back of a truck
Native language:	English
Age:	Just a number :~)
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro
Favourite maps:	Gravel Pit and Foundry
Favourite weapons:	Postal Pummeler or the Scorch Shot
Favourite hats:	Attendant or Pyro's Beanie
Contact information
Steam page:	[1]

“

Cosmetic items that have no affect on gameplay and are merely a method of character customization ruined TF2. People must play the game how I play it. — Sock

”

I don't do much around here, to be honest. I just update the out-of-date pages and clean up articles. Think of me as a janitor, except less respectable. Sometimes I'll actually do something noticeable or important, but that's once in a blue moon.

I learn as I go, so if I'm somehow messing up the Wiki and setting off the nuclear missiles, please notify me on my talk page.

What's a Sock?

sock (plural socks or sox)

1. A knitted or woven covering for the foot

2. A shoe worn by Greco-Roman comedy actors

3. A violent blow, punch

4. A shortened version of (Internet) sock puppet

"For enemies near are enemies known though socks are a bother he feels at last not alone "

Boxes

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	en This user has a native understanding of English.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user owns a Genuine Killer Exclusive.
This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user is American, pardner!	This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user is an Expert's Ordnance Demoman.