User:Texaneer

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Texaneer
Basic information
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Type:	Multiprupose
Health:	125 /185 150 /225 With gunslinger
Speed:	"As fast as I can"

Texaneer is a BLU engineer who likes to make some stuff. He's (not) known from making (not so good) gmod videos and playing only in trade_ maps. Except making stuff he likes also Fallout, Transformers, mechs, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Queen and Minecraft. He also don't like colorful horse mutants(also known as ponies.) and he's sick of it because of their massive apperance and domination over TF2(but not only here. Also in Minecraft or deviantART). He represents ARC's Randomness element.

Main Prupose of this page

It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.




P.s.: Does not includes cookies.

Changes that I want them in TF2

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Multiple classes	Melee Frying Pan	~	The item is now obtainable by craft and drop  Players who already owned Frying Pan before the update and not upgraded into Strange will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Melee Conscientious Objector	~	Pyro's Objector now uses Axe animations and Lollichop taunt  -25% chance to obtain from drops	no
	Melee Bat Outta Hell	~	Added level: Level 31 Bat  -25% chance to obtain from drops	~
Scout	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty  requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits  Mini-crits does not apply to any other weapons	I HATE THAT GUN
	Primary Baby Face's Blaster	Jumping resets boost	Jumping takes only 20% of charge  Wearer can't double jump	Another badly desinged weapon for scout
	Secondary Winger	+15% damage bonus  -60% clip size	+30% damage bonus  -30% clip size  -25% slower firing sped  Can be also used by engineer	It's UP for scout. It could be kinda useful for engi, if it get buffed.
	Secondary Flying Guillotine	~	Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly  Regenerates within 8 seconds  -25% damage	Little improvement.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	+25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)
	Melee Fan O'War Suggestion 1	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty	Need buff
	Melee Fan O'War Suggestion 2	-90% damage penalty	-50% damage penalty  On hit: Cannot switch weapon for 6 seconds	Need buff
	Melee Boston Basher	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 35 damage and bleeding effect.	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 65 damage without bleeding.	NO...Idiot
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 1	-20% damage penalty	No damage penalty	GIVE UP WITH DAMAGE PENALTY
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 2	-30% slower firing speed	No firing speed penalty	GIVE UP WITH FIRING SPEED PENALTY
Soldier	Primary Black Box	On hit: +15 health  Normal damage vs. players	+35 health restored on kill  -15% damage vs. players	The Black Box supposed to be anti-building rocket launcher.
	Primary Cow Mangler 5000	Cannot be crit-boosted  -5% slower reload speed	Can be crit-boosted, will deal only mini-crits instead full crits  No reload speed penalty,only after full charge shot	This weapon requires a buff
	Primary Liberty Launcher	~	New stat suggestion  Damage builds "Liberty Power"  "Liberty Power" heals user 100% health and gains mini-crits(Full crits on airbourne targets) for 8 seconds. Activates by taunting  +25% projectile speed  -20% damage vs. players  No random critical hits  Takes 8500 damage to fully charge	~
	Primary Beggar's Bazooka	~	+25% max primary ammo on wearer	It quickly runs out of ammo
	Secondary Buff Banner/Battalion Backup/Concheror	~	Charges rage only by dealing damage, requires 750 damage to fully charge	Nobody wants to play with stupid charging way such as taking 350 damage to fully charge Battalion Backup.
	Melee Half-Zatoichi	~	+15% faster move speed for soldier when activated	We need more Soldierknights than demoknights
	Melee Disciplinary Action	On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for 4 seconds	On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for 6 seconds	Too short
Pyro	Primary Degreaser	65% faster weapon switch time	25% faster weapon switch time	Woah, calm down pooro
	Primary Phlogistinator	-10% damage penalty	-15% damage penalty	~
	Melee Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler	-50% damage vs. non burning targets  No critical hits vs. non burning targets	-50% damage penalty  No random critical hits	A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!
Demoman	Secondary Splendid Screen	~	No critical hits from charge  +25% melee damage vulnerability on wearer	Learn to use Charging Targe, ya git!
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality (Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head which increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality (Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)  Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker can be traded	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
	Melee Scotsman's Skullcutter	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 1	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal damage	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -20% damage penalty	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 2	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -50% health from healers on wearer	This will work
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 3	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal fire rate	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -25% Slower firing speed	~
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-15% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 1	Normal accuracy  -20% slower firing speed	30% more accurate  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	More accurate tomislav is better than slow spinning and weak tommy
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	+10% faster barrel spin-up  -20% slower firing speed	+40% faster barrel spin-up  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	Soap
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 3	Normal weapon switch speed  -20% slower firing speed	40% faster weapon switch speed  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	It would be good with fists of steel
	Secondary Robo-Sandvich	~	Can be obtained trough craft and drop	Eh?
	Melee Fists of Steel	-40% damage from ranged sources while active  +100% damage from melee sources while active	-50% damage from ranged sources while active  +50% damage from melee sources while active	More balanced than before.
Engineer	Primary Widowmaker	~	25% more accurate	YES
	Primary Pomson 6000	~	+25% faster projectile speed  +2 more shots in clip	NO
	Primary Rescue Ranger	-50% max primary ammo on wearer  Picking buildings takes 130 metal	-25% max primary ammo on wearer  Picking buildings takes only 100 metal	I demand a buff for this weapon. NOW
	Melee Southern Hospitality	On hit: bleed for 5 seconds  No random critical hits	On hit: bleed for 6 seconds  Critical hits enabled  -25% damage penalty	NO
	Melee Jag	+30% faster building rate(bugged)	+25% faster building rate(WORKING)	NO
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal	Can overheal  -75% max overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.
	Secondary Kritzkrieg	Taunt heals 11 hp	Taunt heals 50 hp	BUFF IT
Sniper	Primary Machina	Full charge: +15% damage bonus	Full charge: +25% damage bonus  -25% slower firing speed	~
	Primary Bazaar Bargain	~	-15% bodyshot damage penalty	If Bazaar is made for headshots, then why not to give more penalties for bodyshots?
	Secondary SMG/Cleaner's Carbine	~	+50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)	These weapons needs more ammo.
	Secondary Cozy Camper	-80% slower move speed when aiming	-50% slower move speed when aiming	Current Cozy is Useless
	Secondary Cleaner's Carbine	On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance  -35% slower firing speed  -20% clip size	On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance  -25% slower firing speed  No clip size penalty	Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.
Spy	Melee Big Earner	-25 max health on wearer	No max health penalty  -25% slower firing speed	Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion
	Building Red-Tape Recorder	3.0 sec Downgrade speed	2.0 sec Downgrade speed	Eh?
	Building Ap-Sap	~	Can be obtained trough craft and drop	Eh?

Hats
Class	Hat	Changes	Reason
All Class	Hat Bill's hat	Can be obtained by craft and drop  Players who already owned Bill's hat before the update will have in Vintage quality	I HATE BILLS
	Hat Ellis' Cap	Can be obtained by craft and drop  Players who already owned Ellis' Cap before the update will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Frying Pan, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Hat Spiral Sallet	The item is tradeable  The item has styles: Open(default), Closed and Mighty(original Mighty Cobalt Helm colors)	~
	Misc Game promo medals	Awesomenauts Badge, Vigilant Pin, Whale Bone Charm, Merc Medal, Mark of the Saint, Hitt Mann Badge, Croft's Crest, Heroic Companion Badge, Bolgan Family Crest, Companion Cube Pin and Atomic Accolade are no longer obtainable trough craft, mann co. store purchase and drop.	~
Soldier	Hat Battle Bob	Changed from hat into misc	~
Demoman	Misc Battery Bandolier	Can be also worn by Soldier and Pyro	~
Heavy	Hat One-Man Army/Your Worst Nightmare	One-Man Army is merged with Your Worst Nightmare headwear for sniper under the name One-Mann Army, which can be worn both by Heavy and Sniper.  Replaced Your Worst Nightmare with One-Mann Army	That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat.
	Hat K-9 Mane	Item is paintable  Can be also worn by sniper	~
Sniper	Hat Liquidator's Lid	Styles: Normal glasses, Default glasses, no glasses.  Hat is paintable	~

Tools
Class	Tool/s	Changes	Reason
Tools	Tools Team Paints	All team paints can be obtained by drop.	~
	Tools Other Paints	Pink as hell, A colour similiar to Slate, Dark Salomon Injustice, A bitter taste of Defeat and Lime, The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, Drably Olive, Mann's Mint, After Eight, A Distinctive Lack of Hue and An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge are obtainable by dropping.	~

Sentry Buster
Sentry Buster	Current	Changes	Reason
Sentry Buster	2500 HP  187% move speed	1300 HP  100% move speed	Nobody likes sentry busters you hear me?

Suggestion zone

My head is full of (Sometimes) good ideas. Here we can see my suggestions(Meh-LON):

Item Set Bonus ideas
Class	Set	Bonus
Scout	The 1 Fan	+10% increased done critical damage  +10% critical damage vulnerability on wearer
Soldier	General's Formals	+20% Bullet damage resistance on wearer  +15% Damage taken while airbourne
	Airborne Armaments	-30% Damage taken from falling  +15% Damage taken while airbourne
Demoman	One Thousand and One Demoknights	+50% Health from packs on wearer
	Swashbuckler's Swag	+25% max secondary ammo on wearer  +25% damage to self
Heavy	Black Market Business suggestion 1	25% faster weapon switch speed  -20 max health on wearer  If Tomislav suggestion 1 or 2 is implemented
	Black Market Business suggestion 2	+20% faster move speed on wearer  -20 max health on wearer  If Tomislav suggestion 1 or 3 is implemented
Sniper	Lawrence of Australia	+15% faster move speed on wearer  Knockback increased by 20% when aiming
Spy	The Man of Honor	+30% fire damage resistance  0.5 sec increased time to cloak

Robot Ideas
Robot	Name/Image	Weapon	Hat	Misc	Notes / Abilities
Scout	150px Gift Robot	Festive Bat	Gifting Man From Gifting Land	None	5000 hp  Moves twice as fast  Swings twice as fast  +100% knockback resistance  Drops comparable to tank large mount of credits  Heals 200 hp per second  Rare type of robot  -50% damage penalty  Does not pick ups bombs  Attacks only if hurt by player  Spawns randomly like Sentry Buster, but much less frequently
	150px Major Scout	Baby Face's Blaster	Hermes	None	5000 hp  Fires twice as fast  +50% bullets per pellet  +4 pellets to max clip  Does not fire until fully reloaded
Soldier	150px Space Marine	Righteous Bison	None	None	Fires penetrating energy bolts  Projectile cannot be deflected  +25% projectile speed  +25% faster move speed  150 HP  -50% damage vs. buildings  Attacks in very large groups.
	150px Super Space Marine	Cow Mangler 5000	None	None	Fires fast travelling laser beams  Projectile cannot be deflected  Can sometimes charge the shot that would disable sentry guns for several seconds  -50% damage vs. buildings
	150px Giant Space Marine	Cow Mangler 5000	Cross-Comm Crash Helmet	None	4500 HP  Fires fast travelling laser beams  Projectile cannot be deflected  Can and will charge the shot that would disable sentry guns for several seconds  -50% slower move speed  -50% damage vs. buildings  Does not fire until fully reloaded
Pyro	150px FireFighter	Detonator	Brigade Helm	None	1.9x larger in size  45.000 HP  +60% knockback resistance  Extra +90% vertical airblast resistance  Fires and reloads twice as fast  100% chance for critical hit on burning targets  Provides 90% less rage  Heals 150 health per second  -50% move speed
Demoman	150px Samurai Demo	Half-Zatoichi	Samur-Eye	None	Fully restores health on kill  Attacks in very large groups  Katana wielders deal and take instant kills
	150px Giant Samurai	Half-Zatoichi	Samur-Eye	Menpo	5000 hp  Fully restores health on kill  On kill: 3 seconds of mini-crits  Katana wielders deals double damage to robot.  -50% slower move speed
Heavy	150px Robo-Santa	Festive Mini-gun	B.M.O.C.	All-Father	5000 HP  +70% knockback resistance  +50% damage bonus  -50% move speed  Cannot see past 1200 units  Explodes with gifts on death  Appears only on special MvM christmass event map
	150px Giant Festive Deflector	Festive Deflector	U-clank-a	Merc's Muffler	5000 HP  +70% knockback resistance  +50% damage bonus  Can shoot down projectiles  -50% move speed  Cannot see past 1200 units  Appears only on special MvM christmass event map
	150px Bear Force Heavy	Warrior's Spirit	Big Chief	None	50% larger in size  +30% damage bonus  +50% critical hit resistance  250 HP
Engineer	150px Festive Engineer Robot	Festive Wrench	Industrial Festivizer	None	Appears only on special MvM christmass event map
Medic	150px Crit Charger	Kritzkrieg	Surgeon's Stahlhelm	None	Spawns With Full UberCharge  +500% ubercharge rate  Ubercharge Lasts 5 seconds  Can use only secondary and melee weapons
Sniper	150px Penetrator	Machina	None	Deus Specs	Uses penetrating rounds  +35% damage bonus  Uses tracer rounds  -20% slower firing speed  Attacks in small up to 5 robots group or together with other sniper robots.

Crates
Crate no.	Item
No. 59
	Strange Hitman's Heatmaker
	Strange Buff Banner
	Strange Vita-Saw
	Strange Part: Friends Killed (Counts number of killed players from friend list)
	Strange Part: Disguised Spys Killed
	Strange Part: Sentry Busters Destroyed
	Engineer's Cap
	Last Breath
No. 61
	Strange Enforcer
	Strange Sandvich
	Strange Kukri
	Strange Part: Monsters Defeated (Counts numbers of defeated HHH, Monoculus and/or Merasmus)
	Strange Part: Taunt Kills (Can be applied only to weapons which have taunt kills, e.g.: fists, huntsman)
	Strange Part: Enviromental Kills
	Private Eye
	Security Shades
No. 62
	Strange Minigun
	Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
	Strange Warrior's Spirit
	Strange Part: Dominations
	Strange Part: Scouts Killed
	Strange Part: Assissts
	Pugilist's Protector
	Toss-Proof Towel
No. 60 (salvage)
	Strange AWPer Hand
	Strange Scottish Handshake
	Strange Solemn Vow
	Strange Cloak and Dagger
	Strange Pomson 6000