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Date	Event	Source
1973	Gray Mann, on the verge of bankruptcy, reprograms his robot army to, instead of trying to kill the mercs, sell them robot themed hats to recoup his losses and to edge-in on Mann Co.'s ever growing lucrative hat sales revenue.	ru = Находясь на грани банкротства Грей Манн перепрограмирует свою армию роботов так, чтобы они не убивали наёмников, а продавали шляпы. Делает он это ради того, чтобы покрыть долги и вполне преуспевает в этом, а продажи от шляп продолжают расти!}}	Link
1996	Kisses von Butternubs, a pomeranian in a sweater, is elected president of America by popular vote.	Link
1999	Future Dell Conagher (Engineer), now very old and his arm replaced with a cybernetic one, and Pyro, who is now a floating head in a bubble, travel back in time to 1973 to warn the all the mercs not to open Gray Mann's robocrates to stop the impending Hat Wars of the 1990s very briefly before being teleported back to 1999.	Link