OluapPlayer

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OluapPlayer
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Basic information
Icon:
Type:	King of the Wiki
Gender:	Male (?)
Health:	150 0 when dead
Speed:	100% 9001% while spychecking
Birth place:	Brazil
Native language:	Brazilian portuguese
Age:	19
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Soldier
Favourite maps:	Gravel Pit, Turbine
Favourite weapons:	Rocket Launcher
Favourite hats:	Wiki Cap
Contact information
Website:	http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/oluapplayer

“

When I think of OluapPlayer, I immediately think of diks — Firestorm

”

I'm no longer an active editor. But you can still find me on IRC most of the time.

About me

I am big, shiny and very handsome. My main class is the Soldier, but I can also play Medic, Pyro and a little Demoman. I wanted to main Engineer but I'm unable of killing Spies. So I gib the hell out of their sissified asses.

I playtested and suggested changes to the June 3, 2011 Patch, and I'm damn proud of it.

I am also the creator of the bot names "Companion Cube" and "Gentlemanne of Leisure". So when they kill you, extra points for me!

I live happily in Wikiland along with my baby team WindPoot, i-phantom, Seeman, Dalokohs Man, Moussepoot, Pootic Wootic, Juggernaut and Milk Chocolate Pilk.

Custom MvM Missions

I learned how to make these!

Check here.

Amusing stuff

[17:55] <RJackson> OluapPlayer: Eat my love.

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This is the Wiki's IRC in a nutshell

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The best item sets ever (Credits to Moussekateer for making this template in the first place):

The Demopan
	Frying Pan	Chargin' Targe	Dangeresque, Too?	Bounty Hat
Effect	+100% chance of trading your Stout Shako for 2 refined

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[14:53] <WindPower> Yessss, hadouken me harder :3

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[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> I changed the map on the Wiki server to Item Test once
[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> It was fun
[21:51] <Fendermcbender> this is why Oluap is credit to team

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[15:37] <Benjamoose> I go away from the IRC for a few minutes, I come back and Tturbo is talking about rape
[15:37] <Benjamoose> I love you gais...

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Artist's rendition of the yet-to-happen SEE-tastic clash of drunk titans

IRC character limit sucks.

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SHE IS WATCHING

(Block log); 21:22 . . RJackson (Talk | contribs | block) blocked RJackson (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 minute (account creation disabled) (Eat it, GenCoolio.)

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[20:39] <GenCoolio> I'm a little afraid of penises
[20:40] <GenCoolio> excpt for mine
[20:40] <GenCoolio> I like mine

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[23:09] <+Pilk> Wind is always hot, moist, naked and waiting

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[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> Gaben is like a teddy bear
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: Omg.
[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> A really big one
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: You are a GENIUS

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[22:22] <@Spacenet> [RC] - Template:User ARG Potatoes by Mainman - http://j.mp/h18x6F (+192) (This is the correct number of potatoes. And no, OluapPlayer, I'm not secretly a member of VALVe.) (01:22:33) [Via Dyne]

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[23:41] <lacy> Shark is W+M1
[23:41] <lacy> just swim forward and bite things

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[20:49] <Nixshadow> help help Ohyeahcrucz is harrassing my butthole D:
[20:49] <Ohyeahcrucz> lul

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[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> THAT TINY ICON
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> MAKES EVERYTHING BAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> BAAAAAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> Seriously, it just falls apart when I enlarge it
[16:03] <+OluapPlayer> >:C
[16:03] <maggosh> So damn hot here...
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> I'll show you how it looks like with the icon
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> So damn cold here
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> Show it pictures of naked Wiki ladies
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> It will enlarge
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> ERECTING
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> A DISPENSER
[16:04] <RJackson> I actually spat-laughed from that
[16:04] <RJackson> sprayed mah monitor.
[16:04] <RJackson> you slag.
[16:05] <+OluapPlayer> lololol

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[10:58] <+OluapPlayer> Mamma
[10:58] * OluapPlayer hugs Pilk
[10:58] * Pilk feeds OluapPlayer some breast-pilk
[10:58] <+OluapPlayer> Oh god what

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[21:46] <Epic_Eric> Say that again
[21:46] <OluapPlayer> that again
[21:46] <Epic_Eric> Thanks

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[22:55] <Esky> "Secret recipe"? "Original"? Are you people going to start discussing KFC now?

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[20:06] <Terabyte> selling attendant, also cocks
[20:06] <OluapPlayer> You're selling cocks?
[20:06] <OluapPlayer> How does that work?
[20:07] <Terabyte> apparently
[20:07] <Terabyte> chickens are cheap
[20:07] <Terabyte> dirty wikied little minds.
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> I'll get Moussekateer a cock
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> He's in need of one
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> asdfasdfasfd
[20:08] <+Moussekateer> OluapPlayer: wat

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[11:11] <Benjamoose> THE GREAT PAULO
[11:11] <Benjamoose> And his dog betsy
[11:11] <Lexar> no, and his benjamoose
[11:11] <Lexar> not dog
[11:12] <OluapWorker> Paulo, riding his elegant Benjamoose, stick jumps his way to save Milk Chocolate Pilk from the hands of the evil Senõr Laggesto
[11:12] <OluapWorker> I call film
[11:12] <Lexar> i stole your interwebs pilk!
[11:13] * Pilk sobs
[11:13] <+Pilk> Thank you for saving my life Paulo
[11:13] <+Pilk> How can I ever repay you?
[11:13] <Lexar> Pilk: laggesto was drunk on his flask i made him ;)
[11:13] <Benjamoose> "Paulo, riding his elegant Benjamoose"
[11:13] <OluapWorker> Buttsecks
[11:13] <Benjamoose> Possible porno?
[11:13] <Benjamoose> Oh lawd
[11:13] <OluapWorker> Quite possibly
[11:13] * Pilk bends over
[11:13] <MrMagoolachub> now we getting raunchy
[11:13] * Lexar turns and runs
[11:13] <+Pilk> GLORIOUS
[11:14] <Benjamoose> I'll buy it when it comes out on Blu-Ray
[11:14] <Benjamoose> For the HD
[11:14] <Benjamoose> *licks lips*
[11:15] * Pilk licks Benjamoose's lips too
[11:15] <OluapWorker> Oh god
[11:16] <Warlike> the fuck?

The Fearless Five

The Sensational Seven
OluapPlayer	Swordz	Epic Eric	Takamoto	GianAwesome	Ricci	Gabrielwoj

Wikichievements

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Videographer Create a video for the Weapon Demonstration project which gets added to the official YouTube channel.	Wind	Wikichievement unlocked! For being a good video pooter

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Bloody Merry Spread happiness on your journey throughout the Team Fortress Wiki.	Epic Eric	Wikichievement unlocked! You defy the laws of work and say funny stuph in the IRC. Also you make my day. :D

Those doggone userboxes

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user hates overlinking.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.
This user page is so small, it is funny to me!	This user is ON FIRE!!	This user has earned 365 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 70%!
This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user has been conscripted in the 'Official Team Fortress Wiki Jarate Drinking Championships!' Moronia!	This user is an honored Community contributor.

No smoking please!	This user is an employee of RED.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	This user is a Gentleman!	This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 30 frames per second.
This user participated in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge for the glory of the Wiki!	This user will kick your ass the Brazilian way!	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user tends to fall to pieces.	This user has made over 2,027 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki   and over 1,016 edits to the unofficial Wiki. A total of 3,043!	This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
en-2 This user has intermediate knowledge of English.	pt Este utilizador tem como língua materna o português.	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: November 3, 2009 (15:21:36 GMT)
This user is Saxton Hale! “There, there. Have an eagle!”	This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.

This user owns a Wiki Cap.	This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.	EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.	This user does not drop Übers on A.	This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing the Team Fortress Wiki right now.
This user HATES Spies.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user crafted his RIFT set.	This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.	This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”
This user has a Grenade Launcher named "Le Spam"	This user has a Pain Train named "Paintraingineer's Severed Head"	This user has a Wiki Cap named "M. Wikison"
This user prefers the Cow as their melee weapon.	This user obtained 3 (out of 36 possible) ARG potatoes on their Steam Community profile.	This user refuses to buy Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys as a matter of principle.