User:LingoSalad
Me
Steam name : LingoSalad
TF2 Backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/LingoSalad
My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad
TEST
A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.
Winner | Item | Description |
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[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
TheTwoTonHammer] |
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of
plastic! | |
[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
PrO-bOy] |
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. | |
[ | Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! | |
[ | Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down
with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? | |
[ | Straight outta control point. | |
[ | You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion
for the discerning youth. | |
[ | This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling. | |
[ | I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. | |
[ | Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. | |
[ | A haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket. | |
[ | This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't
feel like shouting yourself hoarse. | |
[ | Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,
nourishment, or a social life. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. | |
[ | At least he's still telling you to burn things. | |
[ | Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to
quell his flames. | |
[ | The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the
discerning gentleman of conflagration. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands. | |
[ | Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense. | |
[ | Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. | |
[Valve (?) | It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds. | |
[ | For Engineers with bright ideas. | |
[ | Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering
actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. | |
[ | Sometimes you just need a little less hat. | |
[ | Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from
your eyeballs. | |
[ | eballs."
Safe'n'Sound: foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound! | |
[ | A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point. | |
[ | This item did not recieve a description in the contest. | |
[ | We can't pronounce it either. | |
[Valve (This description was given before the contest.) | Nothing. | |
[ | While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its
own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw. | |
[ | Scrub in... things are about to get messy. | |
[ | Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. | |
[ | A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. | |
[ | Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,
stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. | |
[ | His bullet was close.
I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head. | |
[ | Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. | |
[ | Gone Snipin'. | |
[ | This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a
handsome rogue. | |
[ | For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top. | |
[ | They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also
invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. | |
[ ? | Because real espionage is an artform. | |
[ | You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? | |
[ | Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and
incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded. | |
[ | Left 4 You. | |
[ | This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and
place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off. | |
[ | Because a Gentleman is not one without one. | |
[ | For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. | |
[ | A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the
majesty of my TOWER of HATS. | |
[ | Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. | |
[ | Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it
better. | |
[ | Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,
they'll know they weren't the first. | |
[ | A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even
started. | |
[ | ||
[ | Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. |