User:Focusknock

“

I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.

— Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2

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I am the ~~Heavy~~ Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. I might edit something else though if it looks needy.

Feel free to look at the weapons style guide if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself.

Head on over to my talk page to tell me off about something.

Want to give me crates? Eyeing up my Miner's Light? No worries! Ask for a trade.

You may remember me as

The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Shortstop Scout bearing down on you. Beware the floppy fish.
The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
That Pyro. Who was that pyro with a white Tyrannus just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
Just Another Demoknight. Just another Demoknight, wearing Ellis' Hat, working the daily grind.
Purple Elvis. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use. But my main weapon is stunning enemies into silence with my Purple Quiff.
The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Justice.
Ew gross, a Towering Medic. Good thing he heals everyone though, not like those other stupid Medics.
The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

Immortalised Trivia

Trivia that I believe should not have fallen under the axe of those blasted trivia executioners.

Even though there is a shoulder stock on the Force-A-Nature, the Scout does not use it as shown in the world model; instead he seems to hold the stock in his elbow. This has resulted in clipping issues where the stock will pass through the Scout's body as he runs.

Seriously, deleting trivia because of your subjective opinion is not a useful way of spending your time. You would be better suited to editing articles that need work, like the stubs.