User:Calcium fiend/Joke Weapon Changes/Scout

Joke changes for the Scout

Primary

Force-A-Nature

Force-A-Nature
Level 1 Scattergun
+40 pellets per shot
Knockback on wearer and the enemy
-84% clip size
-20% damage penalty
Functions as a Force-A-Nature with stats doubled.

Shortstop

Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
25% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Attitude
-34% clip size
When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for Mini-Crits.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

Secondary

Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
15% faster firing speed
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increases with Boost
-25% clip size

Melee

Sun-on-a-Stick

Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 69 RIFT Fire Mace
On Hit = Black Lung
100% Mini-Crits against players with Black Lung
-25% damage penalty
On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung
Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death