User:The Great Irish Warload

What am I even doing here anyways? Why am I not busy dominating Dustbowl as the Scout? Who knows. All I know is that i'm a great Irish warload ;)

No smoking please!	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”	This user has earned 222 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 43%!	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: Mar 05, 2010 (1:36:00 GMT)
This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.	This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!
This user has spent 134.36 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others!	This user is an employee of BLU.
This user is American, pardner!	This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user eats far too many sandviches.
g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user has earned 30 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 73%!	This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
This user owns 2 hats! (Probably 1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user eats far too much chocolate.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

Wiki editing

I am one of those idiots who only edits the Wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap. Doubt it will ever happen, though.